Why he lookin at me like that
PainInTheAES
☝️🤓aaS
The paper was about the increased likelihood of frog homosexuality.
*folds phone in half*
That's two batteries for the price of one.
Classic motherlord behavior
CPD classic, I still remember when Lori and them decided to raise the bridges downtown to trap protestors during the George Floyd protests. Then they played disperse messages and hit the protestors at the pinch points. Chicago is a great city but CPD is pretty icky, they even have a blacksite.
He works at the CIA
Bruh, I've used Linux for over 10 years. I run Arch on my laptop and have a homelab powered by Proxmox, Debian, and OPNSense. I don't run any AV in my lab but do follow other security practices.
At work it's a different story. Products like CrowdStrike also collect logs, scan for vulnerabilities, provide graphing and dashboarding capabilities, provide integrations into ticketing platforms for investigation and remediation by security teams, and more. AV is often required because Windows users can upload infected files to Linux-run SMB shares. Products like CrowdStrike often satisfy requirements set by cybersecurity insurance.
This is not simping, this is not Linux vs Windows. You just clearly have no experience in the enterprise Linux space and business security requirements.
Set up a home lab with a couple Linux/Windows hosts that report back to a logging platform or SIEM.
Set up a honey pot somewhere and analyse the files in a malware sandbox.
Compete in some CTFs or forensics competitions.