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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like trying to get Windows to stop spying on you? Is that what you mean, Bill?

[–] FuglyDuck 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s really easy to accomplish.

Just remove windows.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I threw a brick through my window, what now. Theres glass everywhere.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 2 weeks ago

LOL. Guess we found the Microsoft service rep.

(cuz you broke windows,)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Here's the video for those wondering!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Amazeballs!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I just imagine Pierluigi Collina looking at the camera with his famous/scary stare.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I bought an eufy doorbell and it had a feature that it would only alert you if a person was spotted, well apparently it thinks wheels are heads and it kept sending me notifications all night long every time a car passed by and their headlights reflected off of my car.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you pronouncing it "oofy" or e-u-f-y... Because "an eufy XXXX" is wigging me out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oofy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In my head I have always thought it was YOO-fee, similar to the beginning of "Europe"...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm in the yoo-fi camp. With "fi" like wifi. Which is why "an" is so shocking as the article.

[–] stupidcasey 8 points 2 weeks ago

Me too Ai buddy, Me too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It looks you’re trying to watch a football.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Trial and error

Just think, pretty soon our missiles will be able to blow up schools and hospitals without us needing to find them first

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Make no mistake. This is a military AI that also happens to be useful for sports.

[–] iAvicenna 2 points 2 weeks ago

You mean Israel?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We laugh now, but all this really means is the Ai now has a really good failure case to improve upon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This happened like half a decade ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

So when covid started lol. That hurts to think about

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I bet a there's a group in the LGBT+ community that would like to watch adult movies filmed with such AI cameras.

[–] prime_number_314159 1 points 2 weeks ago

This makes for way better TV than if the camera simply worked. It's a mistake that a human would probably never make, and definitely not persist in making.

[–] WhyFlip -5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Who up votes this stupid shit?

[–] RangerJosie 10 points 2 weeks ago

You shut your whore mouth. This is the single greatest thing AI has ever done.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Who writes stupid comments like this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

NO JOKE. ONLY SERIOUS.