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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm digging the new single A Shrubbery. That shit slaps.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That shit slaps!

[–] chalupapocalypse 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seeing Monty Python content in this day and age gives me hope

[–] jaybone 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They will call us boomers.

[–] flicker 11 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians call "boomer" at will to their elders. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.

[–] ignotum 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m thirty-seven. I’m not old!

[–] pigup 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't really like AI, but it's good for a quick reference or a laugh. I used it here:


The Knights Demand a Shrubbery

Verse 1. You're lost in the woods, there's no escape
Surrounded by knights who control your fate
With high-pitched cries and armor strange
They’re here to make bizarre demands

Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
They won’t stop 'til you agree
To bring the plants they need

Verse 2
They shout “Ni!” with relentless force
Your quest derailed, diverted course
A leafy green is the price you’ll pay
If you wish to walk away

Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the woe they bring to bear
If you leave their words unheard?

Bridge
Kneel and grovel, beg and plea
The Knights have power over thee
A shrill decree, absurd and loud
From knights who stand so proud

Chorus
Will you fetch the shrubbery they seek?
To please the ones who say Ni?
Or face the curse, the dreaded spell
The Knights of Ni who rule this dell

Outro
In the land of nonsense, the Knights hold sway
No quest can end in any other way
Without the shrubbery they desire
You'll be stuck in their thorny mire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I heard this in my head to the beat of "The hand that feeds," and it actually works pretty well lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's the song base I used so good job!

[–] wjrii 18 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but I am not so convinced that changing their name to Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing is going to be the right move for the tour or their next album.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ni, ping and neeeee-whomm

^neeee-whomm^

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 11 points 2 weeks ago

The Band Formerly-Known As Ni.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

NIN and Monthy python ? IN A SINGLE POST??? Hell yeah

[–] Ziglin 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] werefreeatlast 10 points 2 weeks ago

Came here to say Ni

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh what days we live in when op can say Ni willy nilly to passersby commenters...

[–] toynbee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is this what happens when Nine Inch Nails loses their nail budget?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

For anyone else that had to check anyway, the last NIN albums were Ghosts V and VI from 2020.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

ni

or

neeeeeeee

is the sound my new kitten makes in most circumstances.

Example: When trying to climb a pile of pillows that instead falls over,

"Neeeeeeeeeeee"

[–] YarHarSuperstar 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You’re thinking of Nine Inch Males.

[–] spicytuna62 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hey baby, I'm nine inches tall...on my feet.

It's a serious medical condition. I don't know how I'm alive.

[–] YarHarSuperstar 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oops, hard to keep it straight.