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Big Ol' Beavers (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Justin Beaver

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Omg. It's the Beavles!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rooftop concert!!!

[–] not_woody_shaw 4 points 2 months ago

Don't mention "the incident"!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The one from Beavers and Butthead?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?

[–] Aremel 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

But I think that says "average human" and not "average height".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anything but metric!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Bi(e)ber" is German for "Beaver"

[–] ZILtoid1991 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bóbr kurwa!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

THAT is a kurwing bober

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And shall again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Bieber for scale

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Next the beavers will be saying that they're bigger than Jesus Christ.

[–] Num10ck 3 points 2 months ago

which one did Winona have?

[–] kraftpudding 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Bigger != taller explicitly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact

[–] BluesF 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They were going to say "bigger than Jesus" but it was deemed too controversial.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Bigger than wrestling!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

[–] Agent641 1 points 2 months ago

But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?

[–] FilthyShrooms 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thank god they didn't use metric, I wouldn't have understood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This one's actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German

[–] LesserAbe 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tired metric joke

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.

[–] CodexArcanum 1 points 2 months ago

Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver

[–] Hobbes_Dent 1 points 2 months ago

Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

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