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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

It's always awkward to respond to it, too. Like, my service sucked. Don't thank me because I was poor and needed a job and healthcare, lol. Most of the people I was in didn't give a shit about patriotism. We just wanted to not starve to death and go to college.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you so much for your service

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I watched a documentary at a film festival a few years ago about a Vietnam vet, who was there for the premiere and took questions from the audience afterwards. The vet mentioned how much he hated hearing "thank you for your service" all the time. Another Vietnam vet stood up and asked him a question, and the first vet started off his answer with "thank you for your service".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Maggoty 3 points 2 weeks ago

No he's right. We hate it, but shitty people also use it as a litmus test.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like 10-15 years ago, I contacted the air force to join and become an officer (I have a degree). I wanted to do a gs-1102 job. The recruiter asked why I wanted to join. I said for a job. They said no, they wanted patriots. Guy, ask service members, they aren't there to "serve their country," they are there for a job.

[–] captainlezbian 4 points 2 weeks ago

I once got a call back about a job I applied to online informing me I’d have to commission as an officer in the Air Force for it, but that they really liked my resume. It was awkward af because I had rejected the Air Force industrial complex but it met my ethics (it was something like an environmental engineering role), but I had to inform them that as I’m hard of hearing I’m ineligible for the military. Sucks, I really could’ve used the stability, permanent health insurance, pension, and free extra college…

[–] SlapnutsGT 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s very awkward for me especially since I was only an electrician fixing lighthouses, I wasn’t getting shot at overseas or anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hey man, lighthouses serve a pretty important function. Cut yourself some slack

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's why you shouldn't thank them for their service with mere words, but with song. A rousing round of God Bless America sung by the entire room is how you properly thank service members. Remind everyone in the audience that if they don't join in, it's because they hate America.

[–] SkyezOpen 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The suicide rate is already high enough don't sing at them

[–] problematicPanther 12 points 2 weeks ago

i got service connected depression, but i wouldn't kill myself if someone did this. I'd just cringe myself to death.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

If I never hear Lee Greenwood again it'll still be too soon.

[–] Maggoty 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nobody knows why the bar burned down officer. Honest to god, it just spontaneously combusted.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I've heard it's Schrodinger's virtue signaling. Most military guys get annoyed, but then when you don't virtue signal, it just happens to be the one guy who actually enjoys it and gets upset that you didn't say, "thanks for your service".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

"Thank you for aiding a corrupt military-industrial system."

[–] NOPper 16 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck that guy though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

That guy spent 4 years fucking up people's pay in finance never deployed, then didn't reenlist, fuck that guy.

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[–] psion1369 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you for your service and here are your awards and medals. Your family will thank you even more when you die and they hawk your medals at my pawn shop for a few extra bucks of inheritance.

My father in law used to run flea markets on the side. Used to say that in the service he worked hard as hell and never got a medal of honor, but working the flea markets he had a jar full of them. Nobody gives a shit about service.

[–] Maggoty 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I mean... Medals are like candy in the military. There's 4 medals that make people pay attention. A purple heart, a silver star, a service cross, and the congressional medal of honor. Most people won't be awarded any of them, and of those who are awarded, they will likely not receive more than one their entire career.

There's like 20 other medals that you'll receive more than once and amount to, "I was on active duty at X time and didn't get in trouble". So a lot of soldiers don't really care about their own medals.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Olhonestjim 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's only the virtue signalling that annoys me. If you're just trolling me, then it's good for a laugh.

I swept for your freedom.

[–] evidences 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

One of the guys I work with now won't stop sweeping at work it's annoying as all hell. Now every time I see a broom outside of work I have a negative response to it, I might have PTSD. Anyways thanks for your service.

[–] Olhonestjim 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Late2TheParty 26 points 2 weeks ago

It REALLY fucken does. A-hahahahahaha

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well now that I know this I'm going to thank military veterans at work on the daily.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Also I think I might thank my dog's veterinarian, just to see how far up in their head their eyes will roll.

[–] Maggoty 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Careful. They will take that as acceptance of military prank culture. This includes everything from filling your car with post it notes to signing you up for Russian porn on your work email.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this supposed to be a deterrent?

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[–] captainlezbian 21 points 2 weeks ago

Always remember to thank veterinarians for their service, it’s fun to see the confusion on their faces

[–] Zachariah 16 points 2 weeks ago

That’s why I thank teachers for their service instead.

[–] lemming741 16 points 2 weeks ago

I tell everyone thank you for your service on memorial day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Thank you for doing the job that generates profit for corporations that you signed up for and were paid to do"

[–] DrMorose 4 points 2 weeks ago

Jokes on you, I could care less either way. I was in but I feel I didn't do much to be thanked for.

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