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"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?" (lemmy.likes.cat)
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[–] RestrictedAccount 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

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[–] dodeca 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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[–] s1ndr0m3 6 points 2 months ago

Resistance is useless!

[–] Starb3an 25 points 2 months ago

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

[–] UNY0N 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] Anticorp 7 points 2 months ago

Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.

[–] Cort 6 points 2 months ago

Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.

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[–] ignism 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[–] Anticorp 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] Allonzee 9 points 2 months ago

There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

[–] Nightsoul 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

[–] nieminen 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I will protect those, who cannot protect themselves

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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

These words are accepted

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

This is my favorite store in the citadel

[–] Yprum 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good news everyone!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!

[–] BeN9o 16 points 2 months ago

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

[–] eddanja 13 points 2 months ago

D-did... he just suplex that train?!?

[–] rain_worl 12 points 2 months ago

i use arch btw

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dammit Jim!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a doctor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not a

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"What if you miss?"

"I won't."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Griffith!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

That's rough, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

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[–] Yprum 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll be in my bunk

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can I get a rock and stone?

[–] LongboardingLad 4 points 2 months ago

We're Rich!!

[–] DerArzt 4 points 2 months ago

Mushroom

[–] Thicc_Jamez 7 points 2 months ago

Thank god fish aren't into cash.

[–] eddanja 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Give dactyl

[–] johannesvanderwhales 6 points 2 months ago

They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am that guy

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[–] ApollosArrow 7 points 2 months ago

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

[–] a_baby_duck 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

*sigh* Bapenada?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

No luck catching them swans then?

[–] omega_x3 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

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[–] TheBat 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Machine, turn back now

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You hear about Pluto?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Complete Global Saturation

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