Thicc_Jamez

Tennessee doesn't use breathalyzers. If you fail the field sobriety test you get taken to the nearest hospital to get your blood tested.

You've got a beautiful mind

I think you're forgetting about the cinematic experience that is "jingle All the way"

This is exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you.

My question is more about informing my family, Do you mind me asking how your dad broke the news to you?

You got a lot of downvotes, but this is practical advice, it doesn't really help me specifically, but I appreciate your response anyway.

10/10 you managed to capture my vernacular exactly.

Sincerely, thanks. I'm going to explore my options, but I'm more concerned about how my mom and brothers might take the news that I'm battling something like this.

Thank god fish aren't into cash.

Flogging Molly's "punch drunk grinning soul" or Modest mouse's "king rat" are the first two that come to mind. If you like those I can probably find some more gems from the hours a day I used to watch back in the mid to late 00's.

Have I been spelling mega-lard-ass wrong this whole time?

He's a peeble streamer on doop