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[–] TempermentalAnomaly 14 points 4 hours ago

Voodoo Donuts in Portland used to have a contest for stacking donuts on your peen.

[–] AgentGrimstone 2 points 3 hours ago

Don't waste donuts

[–] Nuke_the_whales 2 points 3 hours ago

My uncle joked to us kids that this was how the Baker popped out the donut hole

[–] stupidcasey 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think either women are over estimating the size of donut holes or they are not getting satisfaction in pillow fun time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

and the length of dicks

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No-one said he doesn't let the homies hit his ass, he's just saying if he had a pussy they could hit that too

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If he bends over the donuts will fall off

[–] davidagain 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The real life pro tip is always in the comments.

What about missionary, though?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I guess you'd get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.

Probably get ants though.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Thats why it's wider at the front

[–] rockSlayer 13 points 1 day ago

Not if the tip is pierced

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I’m conflicted (and addicted)…

[–] rockSlayer 23 points 1 day ago

The brojob is always available too!

[–] hOrni 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many donuts could You stack on before You are unable to reach the asshole? Just wondering.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Depends on the thickness of the donut and the butt cheeks. So probably less than one.