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[–] bamfic 141 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment "Hey, you can suck your own dick!" and flexible kid immediately yelled "SHUT UP!". Which told us all he'd done it.

[–] ameancow 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn't have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.

"It's more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.

[–] ameancow 8 points 2 months ago

Hey, aim for the moon, if you miss you still hit the stars! Or something.

Just please, please take it slow and stretch a LOT and don't force it, you can seriously maim your back if you force it. There's probably some yoga exercises you can look up online.

[–] bamfic 2 points 2 months ago

Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't ever leave the house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Pairs well with a choking fetish

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'm not jealous. You are!

[–] nieceandtows 83 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand

[–] PunnyName 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone 8 points 2 months ago

He removed the ribs so he could eat them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's all relative to the size of your steeple

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

You sound like you can't smell your own shit on your knees

[–] ameancow 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.

[–] mysteryname101 3 points 2 months ago

Shhh. It reveals our age.

[–] bamfic 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah, they can't make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it's just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They say it's more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a win-win in my book.

[–] Speculater 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy 1 points 2 months ago

A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I wasn't the one who did it, and it didn't keep him from licking other dogs...

[–] rovingnothing29 5 points 2 months ago

I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don't feel I am missing out on anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don't want to taste their own dick.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if that's actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven't heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Gay trans woman here. Queer people absolutely can get turned on by our own naked bodies. I have first hand experience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Let me present you gym bros. I also recall someone back in high school who said he masturbated looking at his own ass in the mirror.

[–] Thcdenton 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Suckin that dick at an egregerious angle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can't explain that one lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This shit ain't nothing to me man

[–] EnderMB 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.

[–] Tattorack 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Num10ck 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mayo 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've had a couple tenga's but I feel like these are meant to be disposable. Never a flip though, kind of pricey.

[–] Num10ck 2 points 2 months ago

some people treat all sexual objects as disposable. protect your heart.