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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] EnderMB 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.