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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] nieceandtows 83 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand

[–] PunnyName 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While being a fat fuck.

[–] jaybone 8 points 2 months ago

He removed the ribs so he could eat them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's all relative to the size of your steeple

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

You sound like you can't smell your own shit on your knees

[–] ameancow 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.

[–] mysteryname101 3 points 2 months ago

Shhh. It reveals our age.

[–] bamfic 2 points 2 months ago

Adam Anon