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[–] Fosheze 87 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

They have probably gotten ticketed for an unsecured load in the past so now they throw the strap over it so that they can say they secured the load.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And yet how you secure a given load depends on the load, of course. There's no way this would fly, is there?

[–] idiomaddict 43 points 4 months ago

Oh, it’ll definitely fly away

[–] Fosheze 6 points 4 months ago

Depends on the cop but probably not.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 69 points 4 months ago (1 children)

*Slaps the dirt*

That ain't going anywhere

[–] Pretzilla 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just because "ain't going nowhere" became a catchphrase, the single negation still stands

[–] BigPotato 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're just supposed to say the two in sequence.

  1. Slap it
  2. That's not going anywhere
  3. As you walk away, say "ain't going nowhere"
  4. Drive away and watch as you sand blast everything in your rear view
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 4 months ago

That don't go anywhat

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now he has a ratchet with grit in it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

True Grit^tm^

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he knows something we don't... 1000003507

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

That was my thought... Since the compacted soil is held in place and can't escape laterally, it's basically a wall in the middle of the pile

I'm not sure how much it'd do, but it'd do something

[–] Jarix 8 points 4 months ago

I'll just assume the strap is holding the bed onto the frame of that junker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Maybe it's so overloaded that the sides started buckling and they figured that would fix it? In any event, yeah, that'll fix it!

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 7 points 4 months ago

If a tarp was added to this equation it would actually do something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Burial at Road

[–] JeeBaiChow -4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Must be the same group that votes for trump.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't hit the screw with a hammer. Load securing is a different kind of politics than ruler succession of 18th century elective monarchies with a constitution.

[–] Duamerthrax 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hitting a screw with a hammer is a great way to get a screw started that's having trouble.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You might lose foothold though.