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[–] Fosheze 85 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

They have probably gotten ticketed for an unsecured load in the past so now they throw the strap over it so that they can say they secured the load.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And yet how you secure a given load depends on the load, of course. There's no way this would fly, is there?

[–] idiomaddict 41 points 4 days ago

Oh, it’ll definitely fly away

[–] Fosheze 5 points 4 days ago

Depends on the cop but probably not.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 67 points 4 days ago (1 children)

*Slaps the dirt*

That ain't going anywhere

[–] Pretzilla 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just because "ain't going nowhere" became a catchphrase, the single negation still stands

[–] BigPotato 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're just supposed to say the two in sequence.

  1. Slap it
  2. That's not going anywhere
  3. As you walk away, say "ain't going nowhere"
  4. Drive away and watch as you sand blast everything in your rear view
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 2 days ago

That don't go anywhat

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe he knows something we don't... 1000003507

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

That was my thought... Since the compacted soil is held in place and can't escape laterally, it's basically a wall in the middle of the pile

I'm not sure how much it'd do, but it'd do something

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now he has a ratchet with grit in it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

True Grit^tm^

[–] Jarix 7 points 4 days ago

I'll just assume the strap is holding the bed onto the frame of that junker

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 7 points 4 days ago

If a tarp was added to this equation it would actually do something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Maybe it's so overloaded that the sides started buckling and they figured that would fix it? In any event, yeah, that'll fix it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Burial at Road

[–] JeeBaiChow -4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Must be the same group that votes for trump.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't hit the screw with a hammer. Load securing is a different kind of politics than ruler succession of 18th century elective monarchies with a constitution.

[–] Duamerthrax 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hitting a screw with a hammer is a great way to get a screw started that's having trouble.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

You might lose foothold though.