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[โ€“] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I remember having to crack the PIN code to access the locked channels (which would just give me access to things like skinemax late at night). I faked sick one day to stay home and set to work. I think there was a short timeout after a few failed attempts, so you could only go so fast. It only took 852 tries but I got it! It was 0852, which was just a straight line up the keypad ๐Ÿ˜‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's way more dedication to a nut then I've ever had

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[โ€“] Holyginz 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hearing this let's me realize how lucky I was in this regard. I got a PSP when I was young and either my parents didn't know it had an internet browser or they didn't know it was a fully fleshed out browser.

[โ€“] Passerby6497 12 points 1 month ago

I grew up on AOL, and the day I figured out internet explorer allowed me to access the Internet outside of their locked down kids mode was glorious.

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[โ€“] Outhouse_dayz 98 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Make sure to hit last, channel up, last. Foolish proof. I'll never get caught.

[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

This guy faps.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Here I thought I was the only one this clever.

[โ€“] weegee90 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dad got these black market cable boxes from one of his less than reputable friends way back when. We got literally everything, including full porn channels that weren't scrambled. They were technically blocked by my parents, but the family pincode was well known.

I used to watch the porn channels and never could figure out why they were so... Meh for me. Turns out, very gay. Lol

Once my parents split up we didn't have those boxes anymore, and I used to watch Cat House and went through the same "why is this so frustratingly close to being good" experience lol

[โ€“] Entropywins 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Quick question...was straight porn like ew gross or just not interesting? I find your porn story really funny and hope I don't offend by saying so.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, not gross. Before I knew I was gay it more frustrating than anything. Like, I knew this was sexual, I knew I wanted to enjoy it, and I knew it made me horny. But it wasn't enough to cross than line into, like, getting me there and being enjoyable. It wasn't until I found my brother's porn magazines that I really enjoyed porn, and that was because of the guys in it, and a few erotic stories in them written from women's POV. I still didn't realize I was gay or that it was the guys getting me there until one day, when I was like 13/14 and I had a blackberry. I found a site that had nude pictures of celebrities (some blog, not like a dedicated site), and there were (I'm assuming fake) nudes or Kirk Cameron on a boat. OMG, I got off so hard, and then went into full panic when I realized what that meant. Spent the next few years trying to figure out how to undo it. Lol.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I do believe it was a 4001 Diode soldered between pins 5 and 7; got everything but HBO...

Used to have all my friends over for the WWF pay-per-views.

[โ€“] Grabthar 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Had C-band satellite as a teen. All the good channels locked. But if the satellite Spacenet 1 transponder 18 was locked, you could "fine tune" the reception from say, Galaxy 3 transponder 18 by holding the step up or down button, and manually swing the dish halfway across the sky to the same position where Spacenet 1 is. As the descrambler thinks you are watching a different satellite altogether, there is no more lock. And since you never actually visited a bad channel, no way to tell with history or last buttons.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How did you even find this out?

[โ€“] Grabthar 25 points 1 month ago

We knew that if you pressed the satellite button and channel up/down, it let you manually move the dish, and it didn't care how long you did it. There were also numbers to indicate the position of the dish. The rest was just sheer determination.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Desperation

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[โ€“] FardyCakes 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but if you were watching Nick at nite the whole time, why did the channel number flick on the screen for a second?

[โ€“] FardyCakes 21 points 1 month ago

I switched away during the cash for gold commercial

[โ€“] bulwark 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real Sex always seemed so not sexy. I mean, I'd watch it for boobs as a kid, but I was always kind of turned off by the whole show, idk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] FlyingSquid 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dad was a film historian, so we had HBO, Cinemax and Showtime in case anything came on that he needed to tape to show to a class.

This was quite helpful to teenage me in the era before internet porn.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You fool, mother could also just hit "last" and catch you in both deceit AND boobin

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not if Nickelodeon is right next to Cartoon Network. You hit "last" and then change the channel. That also gives you cover for why you're holding the remote and changing channels.

[โ€“] bizzle 8 points 1 month ago

60 and 59, bro ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] Grimy 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is what I was trying to get off too. A few years later, I found out the art channel would sometimes play dirty movies on Saturday late at night but they usually involved incest(?). Then I switched to music channels when they started showing provocative music video so that was nice. I had one of those little tvs with the vcr integrated. Good times.

[โ€“] Itdidnttrickledown 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Should have bought a subscription to Radio and Electronics. I built a descrambler using their schematics.

Holy crap some of it still exists. https://schematicsforfree.com/files/Video/Circuits/Descrambling/1984-02%20Analog%20Cable%20TV%20Descramblng%20.pdf

[โ€“] Grimy 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha, knowing about this would have probably changed my life in more ways then one. I would have started my career as a hobby and saved a lot more time.

And God knows I would have been serious about learning this stuff as a teen if there was free porn at the end of it.

[โ€“] Itdidnttrickledown 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its amazing I didn't end up in jail. I built a few of the descramblers and worst of all ended up with a 300 baud modem when the local chevrolet place Threw out a bunch of 'junk'. It was a non hayes bell modem and a pain in the ass to use but I would have taken a bullet for it. I built a blue box and later a black box. Then I got busy with free phone calls. Phreaking BBS's all over with great plans on taking control of the world around you. I still remember the date that they replaced the old analog switch in my town.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hear phreaking stories and I'm sad I was born a decade too late :(

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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In Canada, we had "Bleu Nuit". It was on at 2am, Saturday night, and played racy French movies. The only problem was the movies ran the gamut from 1.5 hour long naked lesbian makeout to a single scene with boobies somewhere in the middle. You took your chances. I swear there was one that didn't even show anything (but probably talked about sex. Dunno, I don't speak much French.)

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

y'all remember that vcr trick that you could unscramble all the PPV channels.... golden times... golden times.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Wait. what black magic is this? 12 year old me desperately wants to know.

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[โ€“] ivanafterall 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...and the mirror on the bedroom door set so that I could see who's coming down the hall.

[โ€“] skibidi 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if you could see them, they could see you ...

[โ€“] Dearth 11 points 1 month ago

But you were in the dark, camouflaged in your bedding. Anyone coming down the hall was a silhouette against the white walls of the hallway.

[โ€“] SidewaysHighways 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[โ€“] Idreamofcheesy 12 points 1 month ago

Here I am watching scrambled Sex and the City, wondering when it will get to the good part.

[โ€“] d00ery 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eurotrash was an option in the UK for those without any satellite.

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[โ€“] hactar42 7 points 1 month ago

I always set the last button to the TV guide channel. It made it less suspicious if they saw the channel change. Or at least that's what I reasoned.

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