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[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)

My right-wing friend was legitimately upset that my female Elden Ring character was wearing masculine-looking armor. I was like "why does it matter!?"

[–] TheLowestStone 56 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I wouldn't even refer to it as "masculine." It's more just "functional."

[–] RudeOnTuesdays 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The alternative (as seen in the original image) is just plain stupid. Armor like should be saved for the bedroom... Or a slutty Halloween costume, I guess.

[–] TheLowestStone 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

100% agreed. I'm a straight guy but one of my biggest pet peeves is armor with cleavage cut-outs. If you really feel the need to objectify the character like that, just don't put her in armor at all.

[–] VindictiveJudge 7 points 4 months ago

Or be one of the few works that puts everone in skimpy outfits, regardless of sex or gender.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Say what you will, but the Duras sisters ushered me into puberty and I have no regrets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

"Gals is it gay to want to survive a stabin'?"

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

your friend jut has no taste, women in full-plate are peak sexiness

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I can see helping to put on or take off armour to have potential for tender intimacy - not the raunchy sexual kind, more like reaching beneath the plate to adjust the doublet, asking if it sits right now? Pulling the straps, checking the articulation of the faulds, the seat of the pants so the ride won't leave her sore, straightening out her mail voiders, using a piece if char to draw a heart on the gorget, a cheesy pun about gorgetous, a squeeze of her arm before affixing the gauntlet. A last kiss on the cheek before she pulls up the hauberk and dons the helmet, helping her mount, handing her the lance, and off she goes to bring the thunder.

Shit, did I just write knightly romance?

(War is a gruesome business, mind, but this romantisation of medieval warfare would fit right in with people like Bertran de Born, who was quite convinced that war is awesome. That doesn't reflect my view, but as an epoch piece, it would be fairly accurate.)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and then ppl like that will whine about the fragile left lol

[–] BrokenGlepnir 11 points 4 months ago

Lefts not going to be fragile in that armor though

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[–] Stoney_Logica1 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

And then there's ~~Gulf~~ Guild Wars 2 that just gives you both options.

[–] Cadeillac 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I didn't even know there was a second Gulf War

[–] Dozzi92 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

First one never ended, they just kept releasing DLC.

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[–] Stoney_Logica1 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hell of a typo. Fixed. Thanks.

[–] Cadeillac 7 points 4 months ago

Thank you for not removing it completely

[–] ObsidianZed 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was about to say, I prefer the games that offer varied armors with no restrictions as to what kind you wear.

[–] FinalRemix 5 points 4 months ago

The Secret World was awesome about that. Clothing doesn't mean shit against demons. Dress however you want; the talismans you wear provide the protection.

[–] aeronmelon 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dark Souls: Get your ass whooped while wearing 200% armor regardless of gender!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dark Souls was a true pioneer of gender equality.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dark souls 2 was a true pioneer of gender fluidity.

[–] Wrench 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Actually, they used to have gender restrictions on a few pieces. And given how min/maxy their builds are, it actually made a minor difference in some cases.

But I think that might have been Demons Souls, which isn't technically Darksouls.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I was thinking about the sarcophagus in the starting area, that let you swap genders when you rested in it.

[–] Wrench 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hahah wait, that was a thing? Chalk up another easily missed detail for From SW

[–] TheLowestStone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was. I played the game blind and had no idea why my character (who wore armor and a helmet) started sounding feminine.

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[–] Furbag 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Age only affects appearance, and has no bearing on ability."

"Gender has no bearing on ability."

"Everyone has imperfections."

"Prejudice births malcontents."

"Become a dark spirit."

"Time for crab."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 3 points 4 months ago

Don't give up, skeleton.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember a webcomic, Mac Hall, (now Three Panel Soul by the same creators iirc) about a female video game character's singular mission to find actual pants.

As a result "TTP" or "Time To Pants" became a personal metric on how much faith I was going to have in a game's art direction.

[–] Bytemeister 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How would you rate a game that is all Highlanders in battle kilts?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That does remind me of a companion 'TTP' I applied to anime: 'Time To Pantyshot', but that was an inverse rating.

I'd have low faith but if they're consistent and I guess if they commit to hairy nutsacks? o7

[–] Randelung 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It would be hilarious if DS had a Cyberpunk like body creation at the beginning, only to then never show any of it.

[–] Smoogs 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ah yes, the destiny 2 approach. For two years I didn’t know I was an exo. Hell I didn’t even know what an exo was. Then I went back to forgetting.

[–] RaoulDook 2 points 4 months ago

It does though, you can customize your face and body. The body customization is pretty limited (fat/medium/small) but the face can be changed a lot to be unique.

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[–] ichbinjasokreativ 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

alternatively, most armor sets in the elder scrolls just show similar amounts of skin for both genders. If one is full plate then so is the other. If one shows skin, so does the other as well.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Not knowing what "dark souls" means here, but in this case I'm with them then! 👍

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dark Souls is a video game series.

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[–] Seleni 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you’ve heard of Elden Ring that’s theirs too.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Well, the games fuck you in the arse regardless of your gender.

[–] Blaster_M 8 points 4 months ago

I liked this about the first Mass Effect - your teammates all wore proper battlesuits. But of course, 2 and 3 decided fanservice was better than protection...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So what's the game on the left

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think it's ArcheAge

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[–] yamanii 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah pretty lazy, I like Monster Hunter, and with Wilds they will finally let any character wear the variant they want, so men can finally look cute. They are finally forgiven for covering the belly window from the Nargacuga male armor.

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