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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Hell fucking yeah I love weed and sex

Let's hear it for weed and sex!!!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Only if I’m getting f’d by Microsoft.

/I use Arch btw

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I inject the weed and do the sex all the time!

[–] badbytes 1 points 2 months ago
[–] someguy3 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. Am doofus, didn't see it.

Yay for the funnies

[–] moistclump 10 points 2 months ago

Oh my god I’ll double doofus because I saw this response and still didn’t get it. I’ve been on wsb too long and thought funny numbers meant losses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Funi numbr and Microsoft bad

[–] moistclump 1 points 2 months ago

I also genuinely want to know

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's what Windows Recall is gonna do to you without your consent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Now that they've discontinued HoloLens (today), that'd be hard.

...or so we think

[–] Zugyuk 23 points 2 months ago

Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[–] pyre 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

oh no, this can only mean we must push more ads and AI

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Introducing Microsoft Copilot ++. Now with access to your camera, to help you look your best in your next teams meeting

Actually something they would publish

EDIT: Edited came to camera

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish I had some money lying around to make a bot to indiscriminately buy random stocks at 420.69.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That's exactly what I sold GME for, at the height of that whole shebacle

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I missed the news story, what they do?

[–] Bassman1805 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was looking for why the stock was dropping lol. They discontinued HoloLens today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's just a tiny blip, look at the 1Y or even 1M views.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

and I was wondering what the cause of the tiny blip was

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Invested another billion in ClosedAI

[–] rain_worl 5 points 2 months ago

ooh, hp is going down

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hopefully their stock goes down even more, anything that makes the shareholders suffer is a good thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Bing: "Strong buy"

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[–] credo 4 points 2 months ago

The subsequent drop was because Elon bought in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

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