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[–] Invertedouroboros 1 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

"The Great Meeting", is that sovcit code for something?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 19 minutes ago

I think it's something Moorish. They also say "the marathon continues" a lot.

[–] SkunkWorkz 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It’s called fraud ma’am. There is no cheat code to get a free car from the dealer.

Sovcits are all just bums trying to get free shit and not pay taxes. Non off them actually believe in the sovcit shit. Otherwise they wouldn’t even be driving on the road.

[–] meathorse 8 points 13 hours ago

They don't connect the thought that if this really worked, the dealer would pull the same trick on the manufacturer to get free cars to sell onto the public...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Abracadabra... Allakhazam!

This flag has fringe on it, therefore all proceedings are null and void due to the fact that we are on land and not at sea, ipso facto, post mortem, carpe diem, and allahu akhbar.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

Verbatim, vis-a-vis

[–] dynamojoe 51 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not sure what the goal is for the SovCit. Are they trying to scam a dealership by making payment in some non-existent form? (that said, SovCits and car dealerships totally deserve each other)

[–] whaleross 4 points 4 hours ago

Some time ago I read a description of SC like a cargo cult that mimics legal terminology like magic words that they expect nobody else to understand either.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My observation suggests that 99% of sovcit nonsense exists to avoid paying bills & taxes.

[–] Crashumbc 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 8 hours ago

That's most of the reason they start with sovcittery.

[–] macarthur_park 42 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Despite how crazy that all is, I really like the last line of the post. It’s a great way to end pretty much any comment on the internet.

The Great Meeting is on.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 31 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

One sovcit signs all his posts: "The Marathon Continues. Aaaaaaaaa". I don't know what it means but it's so nutty.

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

You summoned me, my liege?

[–] lunarul 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I saw GM and thought I'm reading an rpgmemes post and I didn't get the joke.

[–] Etterra 2 points 17 hours ago

The joke's on any dingus who tries to pull this shit off at a dealership.

[–] FlyingSquid 26 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I love how all of these fools don't seem to understand the basic concept that no one is required to do business with them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago

But they said the magic words they found on that schizophrenic guy's Facebook page, how could you not want to do business with them?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

Of course they understand. That's why they didn't steal the car.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm sure they'll get right on handing you the keys. 👍

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Why even bother with the dealer? Just help yourself to the keys and make a license plate out of a placemat that says Dis Mah Car Now Bro.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 21 hours ago

Dis Mah Car actually needs to be "Dat Mah Car" the Dat indicates that it's Designated Auto Transportation while Dis is Designated Interested Services. Police legally cannot stop you for a DAT vehicle as long as you have your world passport.

The ride continues.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So they want to ask to see the “real invoice” and then try to pay with a make believe check made out to cash.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Their fundamental error is not noticing other people are smarter than them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Works every time.