overview for dynamojoe

It's a big country and lye and shovels are cheap. in c/politicalmemes

[–] dynamojoe 7 points 1 week ago

Invest in woodchipper stocks, got it.

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Panthers (1-1-0) at Sabres (0-3-0) (self.floridapanthers)

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No Barkov, on the road, against a winless team with a good goalie (and former Panther, to boot).

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Panthers (1-0-0) at Senators (0-0-0) (self.floridapanthers)

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Tkachukbowl!

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Bruins 0-0 at Panthers 0-0 (self.floridapanthers)

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The Panthers' trips to the finals these past two years have both been through the Bruins. Adding insult to injury is the Panthers are raising their championship banner tonight with the visiting Bs in the house.

Look for the Bruins to send a message tonight. What better time to set the tone than game one?

Florida is nearing toss-up status as top Republican poll shows Trump’s lead nearly vanished in c/politics

[–] dynamojoe 69 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I live in Miami and i hate to report that it's going swimmingly well for the GOP. There's a culture down here that anything even looking like it might be confused with a leftist policy is immediately labeled COMMUNIST and hated with incessant fervor. No one dares be seen as a Castro-fellating leftist scumbag so they're constantly virtue signaling how republican they are. Same with anything the Catholic church doesn't like as there are lots of Catholics here and they vote as they're told. The result is you're as likely to see a Trump sign in a million dollar yard as a broke-ass apartment complex. Spanish-language talk radio here is so far to the right it wants to harvest the poor for their organs and bone marrow.

If Florida goes for Harris I will be legitimately amazed. Thrilled, no doubt, but amazed.

Ex-Trump Mushroom Gobbler Laura Loomer continues being a complete weird ass psychopath in c/political_weirdos

[–] dynamojoe 4 points 1 month ago

If they martyr themselves before voting, I'm good with it.

Elon Musk’s X Still Down in Brazil After Company Sends $5.2 Million Fine to Wrong Bank in c/technology

[–] dynamojoe 7 points 1 month ago

If you want to punish Musk in a meaningful way, then once the fine has been paid in full, the countdown can start. Once the same amount of time that elapsed between Twitter's first noncompliance and the fine's check cleared, then Twitter should be allowed back online. There will always be money to pay fines but they'll never get the time back. Other companies will take note.

How Arizona Republicans' voter purge scheme blew up in their faces: analysis in c/uspolitics

[–] dynamojoe 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm in FL and I'm voting early just in case crap like this pops up. I hate voting early - every asshole in the county is camped out at the few early voting places to harass and cajole people who just want to vote. But I'm going.

Melania Trump passionately defends abortion rights in upcoming memoir in c/politics

[–] dynamojoe 6 points 1 month ago

Who fucking cares.

Media Matters and other left-wing groups consider buying InfoWars: report in c/business

[–] dynamojoe 3 points 1 month ago

Let MSNBC buy it and give it to Rachel Maddow for a hobby.

That's totally how buying a car works, sovcit. in c/insanepeoplefacebook

[–] dynamojoe 60 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I'm not sure what the goal is for the SovCit. Are they trying to scam a dealership by making payment in some non-existent form? (that said, SovCits and car dealerships totally deserve each other)

Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of? in c/asklemmy

[–] dynamojoe 15 points 1 month ago

Telemarketer.

Teach the children. in c/microblogmemes

[–] dynamojoe 5 points 1 month ago

I pay for Netflix. I pay for Comcast. I pay Netflix to pay Comcast to allow me to have what I pay Netflix for in the first place.

Do it do it do it do it in c/politicalmemes

[–] dynamojoe 115 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I absolutely support her going to jail for Trump.

Brazil judge withdraws $3.3 million from Musk's Starlink and X to pay for social media fines in c/news

[–] dynamojoe 3 points 2 months ago

Musk isn't hurt by the amount of money he's fined, but it annoys him terribly that he can't control the situation and that his usual tools for getting his way are useless. It is a pebble in his boot that he can't bluster, cajole, or bribe his way out of the problem like usual.

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13-9 Oilers (1-3) at 15-6 Panthers (3-1) (self.floridapanthers)

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Edmonton's last game was a statement. Can the Panthers reply in kind?

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15-5 Panthers (3-0) at 12-9 Oilers (0-3) (self.floridapanthers)

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One team with their backs against the wall, the other a win away from the promised land. The Stanley Cup is in the building and can be awarded tonight.

Expect desperate effort from everyone tonight.

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14-5 Panthers (2-0) at 12-8 Oilers (0-2) (self.floridapanthers)

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The series transitions to the fast ice in Edmonton, making the Oilers' top threats even more dangerous. There's plenty of bad blood to spill on it, too; with memories of an egregious knee, a two-minute roughing call to the jaw, and a stick to the pills very close in memory. Discipline will be key for both teams.

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12-7 Oilers (0-1) at 13-5 Panthers (1-0) (self.floridapanthers)

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Bob is a good goalie but he can’t save the day every day. The Oilers are going to throw everything at him from all angles as fast as possible. This usually works for them after a loss and unerringly after a shutout loss. The Cats are in for some real pushback tonight and will be fortunate if it doesn’t get out of hand early.

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12-6 Oilers (0-0) at 12-5 Panthers (0-0) (self.floridapanthers)

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The first game of a best-of-seven between two teams with little reason to hate each other, yet. Crazy-high top end talent vs. crazy good team play. Dazzling offense meets grinding defense. A team who lost at this level a year ago hosts a team who expects to be at this level frequently.

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10-5 Rangers (2-3) at 11-5 Panthers (3-2) (self.floridapanthers)

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The best team in the league in the regular season with their backs against the wall for the first time this postseason. Skill, desperation, and stellar goaltending will be the key ingredients to their game tonight.

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10-5 Panthers (2-2) at 10-4 Rangers (2-2) (self.floridapanthers)

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What started as a best-of-seven series became a best-of-five and now it's a best-of-three.

The Panthers finally won one in OT after dropping two straight in extra time but now have to play in MSG. They must win there at least once more to advance. NYR's top line is going to wake up tonight.

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10-3 Rangers (2-1) at 9-5 Panthers (1-2) (self.floridapanthers)

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Things look grim for the Panthers as the OT magic is gone and all their mistakes end up in their own net. It’ll probably just get worse from here.

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9-3 Rangers (1-1) and 9-4 Panthers (1-1) (self.floridapanthers)

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Taking a win out of NY should have been a big deal for the Panthers, but losing the second game in OT was definitely a downer. Now that Laviolette has a plan that works, it remains to be seen if he'll stick to it now that Vesey's week-to-week. What lineup changes will Maurice make to better take advantage of home ice?