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[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We gotta start saying her name man. It's like working with a new person who you call orange as a joke since that's what they wore on their first day but you just keep it up because you're too shy to ask their name.

[–] dohpaz42 118 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Her name is ~~Robert Paulson~~ Haliey Welch.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (32 children)

I know her name is publicly available. I'm just saying if she's going to keep popping up we should probably stop calling her "Hawk Tuah girl".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

we gotta start saying her name

her name

That’s a win!

[–] Bertuccio 4 points 1 month ago

This one doesn't even call her "Hawk Tuah girl".

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Tuna!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, she is not trying to keep a private life, she is trying to capitalize on her 15 mins of fame. If she wants the fame, the label should be fair game.

[–] SpaceNoodle 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And my axe!

[–] homesweethomeMrL 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dial it back aboot 20 percent there, Squirrelly Dan!

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 1 month ago

Your sister is hot! I regret nothing! I regret noothiiiiiiing!

[+] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

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[–] General_Shenanigans 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew he wasn’t monogamous, but I didn’t know he tried to start a polycule until I read that. Interesting!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Makes up theory of relativity. Marries cousin.

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[–] captainlezbian 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Many of the great geniuses fell to one or the other extreme of sexual activity. Might be related to neurodivergence but that’s me speculating

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plays into the autism/ADHD as a superpower narrative instead of the "some people like sex some don't" narrative, pass.

[–] captainlezbian 7 points 1 month ago

Some people like sex, others don’t. People with autism/adhd often find ourselves in positions where we’re comfortable violating social norms, whether that’s deciding that you’d actually rather spend all your time on electrical engineering and pigeons instead of having a family, or being a bum who can’t stick with a job long enough to have consistent housing but also lacks the impulse control to not pursue all the sex they want.

[–] Tarquinn2049 5 points 1 month ago

It'd be nice to line up his quotes on the subject in chronological order, since it seems like the last one would be about how his infidelities were his biggest failings in life. People say a lot of stuff to rationalize their behaviour while they are still doing it. But with time and space, can put together that the problem wasn't that other people "chose" to feel hurt about it. They will always be hurt if it came by surprise and you didn't have consent first. Hell, even in proper polygamous relationships with as much consideration and communication as possible, it can be a challenge to not hurt anyone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wait. alber charged and people paid???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

he grows more based every time I learn more about his life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

a hoe

A garden tool? Or just bad spelling?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ein stein, neunundneunzig liebhaberin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

santa claus be always looking for em.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Classic Scientist trying to offer comfort...

"Listen, I'm sorry your marriage fell apart, but it was the most likely outcome..."

"Also, you wanna have sex?"

[–] HexesofVexes 4 points 1 month ago

"My dear, monogamy is an entirely relative concept with no fixed frame of reference!'

[–] TheBat 4 points 1 month ago

Oppenheimer too

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Huh, one part of me feels bad for her cause of all the attention, but she seems like she wants to capitalize on it.

It’s her choice but I feel like the jokes are a little more justified if she wants to stay in the spotlight.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean she's called her podcast "Talk Tuah"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That's goddamned hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

it's definitely at least in part intended. She has management now, for sure.

[–] Etterra 5 points 1 month ago

Oh course. A lot of extroverts conflate fame with healthy interpersonal relationships.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When have quants ever used good decision making as a basis for their trading? Saying you use AI brings in investors, that's good enough for quant funds.

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