General_Shenanigans

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[–] General_Shenanigans 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I knew he wasn’t monogamous, but I didn’t know he tried to start a polycule until I read that. Interesting!

[–] General_Shenanigans 1 points 1 day ago

You WILL be put to work, citizen. Go ahead, get lower scores. Enjoy being cannon-fodder instead of controlling a drone from the safety of base camp. Draft dodger? Well…we have a special place for people like YOU.

(Big /s, just following the idea through some of its logical steps)

[–] General_Shenanigans 6 points 1 day ago

They’re 1000 officers short of what a city that size should need, and anybody who you would probably actually want to be a cop doesn’t really want to be a cop. Especially in L.A. So, yes. They literally take anybody.

[–] General_Shenanigans -4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just use regular non-antiperspirant deodorant. Anti-perspirant is bad for you and for your skin. It just forces your body to try even harder to sweat through it on top of the questionable chemistry. If you have a particular issue with the stank, just keep some with you or keep it at work to re-up. Not only will your armpits thank you, but so will your shirts. You can do that or keep using harsh chemicals for your armpits, harsh chemicals to get their residue off, and go through clothing like it’s toilet paper—or give your body the chance it hasn’t had since puberty to maybe cool off a bit. Give it a whirl.

[–] General_Shenanigans 2 points 1 week ago
#WhenTaken #204 (18.09.2024)

I scored 684/1000 🎉

1️⃣ 📍 9323 km - 🗓️ 1 yrs - ⚡ 102 / 200
2️⃣ 📍 522 km - 🗓️ 21 yrs - ⚡ 135 / 200
3️⃣ 📍 9962 km - 🗓️ 10 yrs - ⚡ 85 / 200
4️⃣ 📍 4 km - 🗓️ 5 yrs - ⚡ 195 / 200
5️⃣ 📍 10 km - 🗓️ 16 yrs - ⚡ 167 / 200

[–] General_Shenanigans 3 points 1 week ago

ONN Exclusive: One-on-One Interview with God https://youtu.be/Vo1IwmaUz90?feature=shared

[–] General_Shenanigans 2 points 2 weeks ago

Noticing the little two eyes over the voice one, I think that would be a fun way to indicate if you were you were to run a POTS line over Ethernet, too. Not only would it look like a little guy with his mouth open, but it would also be a reminder that only two pins in that port are connected. (You can actually connect a phone line to a jack like that and just plug an old phone cable into the middle of the port and it will work)

[–] General_Shenanigans 25 points 2 weeks ago

That’s exactly what he means by “ending the war” and it “never happening in the first place”

[–] General_Shenanigans 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Until recently, thought it was also named after Pythagoras, with the snake being a double meaning.

[–] General_Shenanigans 11 points 4 weeks ago

I saw part of the DNC where they went to representatives of each state and territory to have them announce their votes. For each and every one the DJ played a popular song associated with that region. I’m guessing they had to try to clear all of those. It was a kind of annoying and tedious procedure, but I feel like it was a big flex on conservatives. It seems like artists are rebuking the usage of their music by conservatives for political events on a regular basis.

[–] General_Shenanigans 1 points 1 month ago

Sure. I mean, if I die from blood loss, I don’t say a knife wasn’t involved because I died 15 minutes from the time I was stabbed. Just like with the knife, the drug was no longer actively acting on his brain (unless he lied about when he took it), but he was still feeling the effect of it, technically. For most people, this after effect is pleasant and gives one more of a sense of being present and connected.

There’s nuance, here, though. Here’s another exaggerated analogy: If a majority of people can eat peanuts, but you’re allergic and somebody gave you some and you ate them, what killed you? Was it the peanuts, the allergy, the person that gave them to you, or was it yourself?

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