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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Quite an Alpha Quadrant bias if you ask me...

Unless they are all changelings which would be problematic for other reasons

[–] FlyingSquid 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's not even Miss Galaxy.

[–] Blue_Morpho 4 points 1 month ago

At least have a Kelvin. They're right next door in the universe.

[–] aeronmelon 8 points 1 month ago

Miss Quadrant then.

They had to cancel the Miss Gamma pageant because all the contestants turned out to be Founders.

[–] Hobbes_Dent 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Tribbles never making the finals. Such bullshit.

I also have internally coined “sweater Tribbles” just now but can’t use it in a sentence yet.

[–] aeronmelon 3 points 1 month ago

All the runner-ups get to take a Tribble home.

The giant Tribble secretly running the show: “Hehehe, soon…”

[–] Crackhappy 2 points 1 month ago

I wish that Andorian would show me her sweater Tribbles....

[–] Anticorp 1 points 1 month ago

They can't stop fucking for long enough to walk the runway.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lets hope that's definitely a TOS Gorn, otherwise all the contestants (and audience) will be hatchlings before long.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who says they aren't already .... it takes a bit of time for the hatchlings to mature inside their hosts.

It would be a great place to spread infection across the galaxy. You'd have contestants coming in from everywhere and then spreading the parasites back to their home worlds.

[–] ummthatguy 6 points 1 month ago

This has to be the plot of some movie or tv medical drama. Just can't put my finger on it.

[–] AshMan85 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The vulcan should not be smiling lol

[–] ummthatguy 24 points 1 month ago

As it is expected of contestants to smile, logically, she would follow suit.

[–] samus12345 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Even participating in a contest about physical attractiveness is illogical.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe but I bet she'd kill it in the quantum mathematics part of the competition.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But she could win a one-year scholarship and a savings bond!

[–] RampantParanoia2365 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RampantParanoia2365 3 points 1 month ago

Oh. God dammit

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I would point out that the Trill are absent, but they know that beauty comes from the inside.

[–] Donebrach 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

that smile is very obviously that of a Romulan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I would watch a two part episode that spans seasons about a Romulan spy acting as Ms. Vulcan in order to extract a Federation asset into the neutral zone.

[–] GaMEChld 3 points 1 month ago

Romulans have no honor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No Miss Crystaline Entity?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The venue needed a chandelier last minute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, ya' gotta get a chandelier!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Kailash, when it rises

[–] Tenthrow 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kind of a long haircut for a Vulcan.

[–] ThePantser 15 points 1 month ago
[–] aeronmelon 0 points 1 month ago
[–] teft 7 points 1 month ago

I want to see Miss Medusan's swimsuit portion. I heard it drove the crowd insane.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Orions weren't allowed to participate, skews the judging results.

[–] wjrii 2 points 1 month ago

Mandatory pheromone testing?

[–] IndiBrony 7 points 1 month ago

Humanoids only? I am disappointed in this horrifically outdated competition.

[–] uservoid1 6 points 1 month ago

Kirk: Challenge Accepted!

[–] Anticorp 5 points 1 month ago

Definitely Vulcan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Kind of a humanoid earth centric female body type bias.

I'd like to see what the Pakleds, Lurians, Tellarites would look like.

Also in terms of sexes .... do other species have two sexes? Just one sex? Or multiple other sexes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Damndorian!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

some uh people out there in our federation don’t have maps and uh I believe that our education like such as in Ferrenginar and uh the Cardassia everywhere such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the federation should help the federation uh or uh should help Ferrenginar and should help the Cardassia so we will be able to build up our future

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There's an episode of Amazing Stories that's basically this.

[–] ramenshaman 2 points 1 month ago