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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Does this make the value of the book go up or down?

[–] FlyingSquid 66 points 2 months ago (30 children)

Considering it's in the public domain and a paperback, I'm guessing it's not an expensive book and I'm sure there are plenty of wrestling autograph collectors so, despite Hulk Hogan being a giant piece of shit, it probably gained a massive amount of value.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hulk Hogan autographed photos and t shirts are $15 -$50 on ebay. Wrestling collectors would probably rather have something wrestling related rather than a book. So not much value.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well, seeing a used book you’d get maybe $4-$6, so…slight increase?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra 2 points 2 months ago

Well you could try and sell it to a Republican, but he might get mad if he actually could read out. Something something made the Greeks gay blah blah Achilles "best friend" yada yada

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends on whether the Hulkster is claiming to have written it or not, brother

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He did write it, after a bout of inspiration brought on by the first time he power-slammed Andre the Giant. Which just so happened to be in front of a sold out crowd at the Roman Colloseum in 600 CE, because he also invented time travel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

How many muscles in his back did he rip from the bone that time?

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Etterra 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Two questions.

Has he read The Iliad?

Can he read The Iliad?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago
[–] FlyingSquid 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CheeryLBottom 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Argh, beat me to saying beat me to it

[–] pyre 9 points 2 months ago

it's not for reading; just a real life stand-in for a Greek statue pfp

[–] blattrules 38 points 2 months ago

“Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?”

[–] MrJameGumb 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm sure he'll claim to have given Homer the idea to write it and that the character Achilles is based on him

[–] Rolando 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Last I heard, Hulk Hogan is no longer a heel. BUT he is kind of a racist, homophobic Trump-supporting heel in real life. Maybe that is his Achilles' Heel? Wow, there really are layers to this.

[–] FlyingSquid 15 points 2 months ago

He may not be a heel, but he's definitely a shitheel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You know it, brother

[–] wildcardology 4 points 2 months ago

Didn't Achilles swing both ways?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Could have just smeared shit on the front page themself instead of finding a washed up celebrity to do it.

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also: is this one or two layers of ignorant, considering the poster misspelled the name of the book he took a photo of?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eh, misspelling is easy to do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Correctly spelling things is easy to do as well these days, to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Autocorrect might spell a word correctly but it might not be the correct word.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 months ago

Especially when it's on the photo you just uploaded.

[–] Shapillon 2 points 2 months ago

It depends on your usages.

I speak French and English daily, Spanish and Italian more rarely albeit pretty often.

That made my autocorrect crazy, especially amongst romance languages. Now I save some time by disabling it rather than trying to correct the autocorrect...

[–] kalpol 9 points 2 months ago

That's Lattimore's translation, a good one although I think I prefer Fitzgerald. But a win all the way around

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm guessing this was at Hogan's appearance at a Woodman's grocery store in North Aurora, IL, recently? What an incredibly high profile appearance.

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