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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If your ass is still dirty right out of the shower, you ain't washing right.

[–] Atrichum -3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A clean ass is still an ass.

[–] toofpic 46 points 1 month ago

If you wouldn't touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I’ll eat ass and have my ass ate, why wouldn’t I wipe my face with a clean ass-towel?

[–] Atrichum 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brother, I don't even eat tripe.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

You're missing out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

And an asshole is always delicious

[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unrealistic. Hanging the towel after use resets the sides

[–] Agent641 33 points 1 month ago

It is known

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why tf people always acting like this is an issue?

You’ve just washed it, are you unable to wash your arse properly??

Are you pushing the towel that far up???

[–] Lemminary 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get it either. It's like those posts asking if people use separate razors for their face and their body. What real difference does it make? Are people really this disgusted of their own bodies? It ironically sounds like a hygiene problem.

[–] Nikki 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

i have a lot more body hair than facial hair, so its easier to keep them seperated to know when its time for a replacement without cutting my face up. if blades never wore out i wouldn't care hygiene wise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To be fair, you could just use new blades for every shave and you will never run the risk of bleeding. Except for money.

[–] Nikki 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

using new blades for every shave is a colossal waste

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No because you don't need two blades for different types of hair anymore. You only need one blade now, meaning you have effectively reduced your blade consumption by 50%.

[–] Nikki 1 points 1 month ago

i dont replace blades after every shave, theyre good for like a month for my face and 2 for my body

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Cleaning that far up is a pain in the ass

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

It's just on principle. No ass or balls in yo face.

[–] Wizard_Pope 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Forst of all: Your ass should be clean after the shower.

Second of all: You start drying at the head and hair.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, with the same towel you finished your ass last time

But generally, I agree

[–] konalt 67 points 1 month ago

No the towel forgets everything overnight

[–] ScruffyDucky 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary 5 points 1 month ago

One sniff will tell ya: the towel does not forget! D:

[–] essell 31 points 1 month ago

don't be gross dudes. Wash your ass in the shower.

Adjust levels of intensity to ensure maximum enjoyment.

[–] AgentGrimstone 29 points 1 month ago

I'm coming out of the shower. My ass is clean at that point. I'll take the risk.

[–] portuga 19 points 1 month ago

Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

If your asking if you wiped your ass with it you prolly didn't wash your ass well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hang the towel with the little label in the lower right corner. That way I always know its relative orientation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Literally doesn't matter since I just washed my ass.

[–] swag_money 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PopcornPrincess 1 points 1 month ago

It’s the opposite for me and my husband lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, I also share a couple of towels with the rest of the family.

[–] Lemminary 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But you wash them between use, right? 🙂... Right? 😐

[–] TehBamski 1 points 1 month ago

Beach towels don't count in this. But nice try lol.

[–] ivanafterall 4 points 1 month ago

A simple trick is to just always use both sides on your ass the first time, that way you know you're always getting the ass side.

[–] Num10ck 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

would you be down for a robotic shower assistant?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends. Do I need one specifically for my ass?

[–] Num10ck 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No reason...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Confirmation that I'm a man!

[–] Seaguy05 1 points 1 month ago

I found this an issue personally. So I use the corners for face and head then the interior fold for everything else. I solved this issue when Joey and Chandler discussed this issue about their shared shower materials.

[–] Jumi 1 points 1 month ago

Just dry your ass last