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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari

[–] skyspydude1 4 points 2 months ago

"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"

[–] ivanafterall 2 points 2 months ago

"Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.

[–] MermaidsGarden 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.

[–] ladicius 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.

[–] abcdqfr 6 points 2 months ago

They were formerly gifted at that, too

[–] M137 4 points 2 months ago

Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.

[–] candybrie 2 points 2 months ago

Night shift?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Does espresso count more or less?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

99% of Tumblr

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sleep until noon? In this economy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Do more crime

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they're children without jobs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck off, I'm still gifted

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[–] SpaceNoodle 12 points 2 months ago

I drink cold brew, thank you very much

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.

That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.

Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.

But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I feel so seen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.

We have dismissed this claim.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

There are two kinds of bi people:

I'm not gay, but...

And:

Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!

Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you try it, you’ll like it :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Good on you for trying!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.

That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

oh god, they found me, too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] abbotsbury 3 points 2 months ago

Gay and coldbrew, thank you

[–] Sam_Bass 2 points 2 months ago

stfu and leave. me. ALONE!

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