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[–] thesporkeffect 103 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

ben garrison cum edits on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Imagine if Republicans all felt sexually secure instead of taking it out on the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The license plate is chef's kiss

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[–] edgemaster72 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hmmm, I wonder what it was about Obama's election that bothers them so much more than earlier Democrats...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

That dastardly healthcare thingy.

[–] T00l_shed 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was the tan suit wink wink

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it was the dijon mustard

[–] T00l_shed 4 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the different (coloured) mustard was the issue, silly me.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm intrigued by the proposition implied in "step aside girls, the alpha males are back". Why are we telling the girls to step aside? Don't alpha males like girls?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet they consider liking anything to be gay

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not gay as long as you aren't a bottom. Step aside, girls!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If both dudes keep standing it's perfectly fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Homer, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Still one of my favorite episodes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

There is nothing manlier than gay sex.

Women are too feminine.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 39 points 2 months ago

Now, his truck poses a paradox.

"The alpha males are back". So, by that phrase alone, suggests that the alpha males were removed from their place of power. But if they were removed from their place of power, were they really the alpha males to begin with?

Hmmmmmm. The mind wonders. But hopefully not for too long, since this is stupid. It's all stupid. None of this matters. I hope he hits a pothole, and breaks his axel. Then he can yell at his government for not fixing the pothole, and the government can tell him that taxes were lowered during the trump years, and now the city doesn't have as large of a budget for all those city services.....like filling potholes.

[–] Vytle 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait is this the cum on it snowflake truck

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

If it's not, just gimme like 2-3 minutes...

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do remember Benghazi. It's the event Republicans spent years trying to find something illegal about at a huge waste of my tax dollars and were never able to.

[–] brygphilomena 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was where a prominent member of my gaming community was killed.

RIP Sean Smith/Vile Rat.

[–] quafeinum 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

o7 something something eyes forward the cyno something

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fly Safe o7

Am0k. is recruiting.

[–] ramenshaman 19 points 2 months ago

I bet they're on the ACA

[–] I_Has_A_Hat 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While I hate that those stickers of Calvin are bastardizing Watterson's work without permission, they are a great way to identify douchebags who've never read a C&H comic in their lives.

Of course the rest of the stuff in this particular image give it away too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely. Reminds me of people who use Punisher logos.

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[–] HappycamperNZ 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What is the date of suicide?

And if America is soo dead why are you trying to change it? Quietly confident you don't recover after suicide.

[–] Soup 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A black man was elected president in November 2008.

[–] HappycamperNZ 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, heard about him. Wasn't he the last coherent president? Should get another in a few months.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They apparently want to use America's corpse for some Weekend At Bernie's style shenanigans.

[–] HappycamperNZ 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Id watch that.

Important question- is America played by a statue of liberty, Uncle Sam, Lincon, or some generic person wearing an American shirt, hat and rifle?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Molon labe, commonly translated as, "come and take them." Referencing the (likely apocryphal) story of King Leonidas saying this to Xerxes when he demanded they give up their arms. The Persian army then rolling over the Spartans easily. Gun nuts find this story inspiring for some reason.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gun nuts find this story inspiring for some reason.

The reason being that they are uneducated morons that don't even read Greek, so someone had to tell them what it said too. But I'm guessing the person who asked here didn't then say, "I'm-a put that on my truck!"

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[–] radicalautonomy 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

THIS...IS...SPARTA, TN!!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

This guy's dick is so small even Science couldn't find it.

[–] Sanctus 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone should let this guy know Sparta's only strategy was a hoplite army that they couldn't field well. But by vehicle alone he looks like a "one solution" type.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 months ago

Bold of you to think he even knows what a hoplite is.

[–] captainlezbian 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That man will never find peace. Everyone else should be grateful we aren’t stuck spending our entire lives with him unlike him.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What's that sandwiched between "Good riddance" and "stop aside girls"? It looks like the guns are supposed to spell something, but I can't figure out what.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's supposed to be "coexist". A spoof of this, I suppose. I feel so owned.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, thanks. I'm not familiar with bumper sticker culture, so I've never seen this one before either.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Coexist, mocking a common liberal sticker.

[–] Crashumbc 9 points 2 months ago

Coexist

It's a play off a popular bumper sticker where the word is shortly using religious symbols.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if this was a lead into a joke or honest question, Im slow to some nuance when its just in text. Looks like "Coexist". Probably making fun of the similar decals spelled with religious symbols.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Genuine question. I thought the two letters sandwiching the X were the same letter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's really a crap design, even for a joke.

[–] niktemadur 7 points 2 months ago

This person squirms rigidly in bed and grinds his teeth at night, every goddamned miserable night.
This person also viscerally, aggressively refuses to seek qualified mental and emotional care.

This is a clear example of what murdoch and limbaugh and infowars and breitbart and all that word-salad excrement does to the mind, what they push society towards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It needs a few confederate battle flags, Israeli flags and/or SS runes.

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