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I've just been introduced to Taco Bell. What should I be trying? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I've moved back to my country of birth and Taco Bell seems to be a thing here now.

I've tried the quesadillas and the crunch supreme and it's been... life changing.

What else should I be trying?

Edit: Recommendations so Far

| Item                   | Type       | # | Users                                                                                                             | Variants                                                                                                   |
|------------------------+------------+---+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Burrito                | Burrito    | 9 | EstraDoll, NineMileTower, whotookkarl, ZombiFrancis, Makhno, ashok36, CalcProgrammer1, Zahille7, nullboi          | 5 layer / Crunchy / Supreme / Cantina Chicken / Bean & Rice / Cheesy / Grilled cheese / with steak / Beefy |
| Gordita                | Gordita    | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat                                                                                                  |                                                                                                            |
| Chalupa                | Chalupa    | 7 | Tehhund, JusticeForPorygon, ducklingone, roux, Mesa, zod000, some_guy                                             | deep fried Gordita / supreme beef                                                                          |
| Cinnamon twists!       | Dessert    | 1 | Leeks                                                                                                             |                                                                                                            |
| Baja Blast             | Drink      | 4 | acetanilide, Shiggles, NineMileTower, Zahille7                                                                    |                                                                                                            |
| Chicken flatbread melt | Flatbread  | 1 | CalcProgrammer1                                                                                                   |                                                                                                            |
| Fries                  | Fries      | 3 | roux, Lettuce eat lettuce, HubertManne                                                                            | Nacho / potatoes?                                                                                          |
| Value menu Hero        | Menu       | 1 | EstraDoll                                                                                                         |                                                                                                            |
| Breakfast Menu         | Menu       | 3 | Florn, TheRealKuni, HubertManne                                                                                   |                                                                                                            |
| Mexican Pizza          | Pizza      | 2 | ducklingone, ouRKaoS                                                                                              |                                                                                                            |
| Quesadillas            | Quesadilla | 6 | acetanilide, Shiggles, CalcProgrammer1, propter_hog, PrincessLeiasCat, whotookkarl                                | Cantina Chicken                                                                                            |
| Sauce                  | Sauce      | 6 | AquaTofana, Tehhund, CalcProgrammer1, anon6789, ashok36, ouRKaoS                                                  | Diablo / Fire / Green                                                                                      |
| Soft tacos             | Taco       | 4 | Kit, Tehhund, ZombiFrancis, whotookkarl                                                                           | Basic beef / Potato                                                                                        |
| Tacos                  | Taco       | 2 | PmMeFrogMemes, fluxion                                                                                            | Double-decker / Doritos locos /                                                                            |
| Cheesy Gordita Crunch  | Taco       | 4 | PmMeFrogMemes, databender, NineMileTower, teawrecks                                                               |                                                                                                            |
| Crunch Wrap Supreme    | Wrap       | 8 | Lettuce eat lettuce, CalcProgrammer1, NineMileTower, queermunist, AquaTofana, ZombiFrancis, anon6789, HubertManne | Breakfast / black bean / Supreme                                                                           |
| Pintos and cheese      | Side       | 1 | PrincessLeiasCat                                                                                                  |                                                                                                            |
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

True Mexican food from an actual restaurant. For your health.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When I visit the US I do this exclusively from family-owned restaurants, hence why I've never tried Taco Bell.

But very few exist here, and none within delivery distance from me.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a completely different genre of food. That's like someone saying "I like ring pops" and telling them "you should get an actual diamond ring, much higher quality".

[–] hydrospanner 5 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe not the best parallel but a good point nonetheless.

A more apt comparison might be:

"What's the best all-beef hot dog I can buy at my local supermarket?"

"Ugh! OMG! Don't do that to yourself! Why would you even want to bother with eating beef if that's the shit you're going to put in your body?! Just get some Japanese A5 Wagyu ribeye and thank me later!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mexicans love Taco Bell though. (Am half Mexican) And it's probably the healthiest of the fast foods. Plus, OP asked about what to eat at Taco Bell, so your reply isn't helpful

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The haters can claw my baja blast and my cantina chicken quesadillas from my cold, dead hands.

[–] zelifcam 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

If you’re still eating from there, then it shouldn’t be long now.

I joke, but not really. You have to ask yourself, how is it possible that a little chicken, lettuce tomatoes with some sauce on a “tortillas” can make so many people sick.

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[–] Makhno 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Grilled cheese burrito with steak.

Fuck the nay-sayers in this thread. They're just miserable/have IBS

[–] son_named_bort 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those grilled cheese burritos slap. I remember when I first got one, it was larger than I expected but it was so good. Can't go wrong with steak.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

So many people shaming OP in here 😅

They never said they eat it all the time. Calm down everyone; let them enjoy themselves.

[–] databender 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Cheesy gordita crunch

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

If you eat meat, the breakfast crunch wrap supreme is made by angels.

If Taco Bell ever releases a Breakfast crunch wrap supreme with impossible sausage, I will eat it 5 days a week and balloon to 400 pounds.

when they are available, the nacho fries are incredible also.

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[–] PmMeFrogMemes 13 points 2 weeks ago

probably goes without saying, but Doritos locos tacos. if you really want to violate your senses you can order a cheesy gordita crunch with a Doritos locos shell

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The black bean crunchwrap supreme can be made vegan if you order it fresco!

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[–] Tehhund 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chalupas (I think these are basically the same as their gorditas but with a fried shell)

And honestly their regular, basic beef soft tacos are pretty good, especially with some fire sauce (or whatever your preferred level of spice is).

[–] JusticeForPorygon 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking chalupas. I've tried to recreate the dough at home but they come out far more like actual bread than the pancake like texture they have.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

The crunchwrap supreme and burrito supreme I think encompasses the whole menu of flavor from Taco Bell.

But for me, who remembers multiple tacos for 99 cents from Taco Bell: their basic and unmodified tacos with hot sauce is the only thing I need from Taco Bell.

[–] AquaTofana 10 points 2 weeks ago

Crunchwrap Supreme and drench it in Diablo Sauce with every bite!

Its my go to order!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Exit the taco bell and go to a nice resurant you'll pay the same anyway

[–] morgan_423 3 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly. Read the OP's question in the title and immediately thought the answer is "Literally any other restaurant."

[–] psycho_driver 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A bidet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey! This guy doesn't know about the three seashells!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

How dare someone downvote you for this

[–] acetanilide 7 points 2 weeks ago

The quesadillas. Again. And again.

I can't stop eating them. I prefer their quesadillas over authentic ones tbh. It's the sauce! And the baja blast!

[–] NineMileTower 7 points 2 weeks ago

Try everything. Why the hell not? Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Crunchwrap, and Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrrito are the best. Baja Blast is the real deal.

Also, here comes the baby boomer diarrhea jokes. Every time Taco Bell is mentioned, it's the same joke. I don't even think it's NOT that funny, but it's just the same joke over and over.

[–] Meltrax 5 points 2 weeks ago

Better food.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Definitely the Mexican Pizza. Drizzle w/ at least 2 packets of your preferred sauce (Diablo for me), and enjoy!

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[–] whotookkarl 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Their veg options are some of the better ones in fast food if they haven't jacked up their prices around you. Potato taco, cheese quesadilla, bean and rice burrito are all good enough options for fast food

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[–] Leeks 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cinnamon twists!

Crunchy, sweet, pleasantly dry!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

A bidet.

But seriously - you and others already mentioned the quesadillas, so I’ll add pintos and cheese as a side.

It’s just beans and cheese and their sauce in a little bowl but it’s good.

Also, do they still have meximelts? Can’t remember if they did away with them or not. Oh and gorditas.

[–] Zahille7 4 points 2 weeks ago

Double Beefy Crunch Burrito. If it's made right, goddamn those hit the spot every time.

Other than that, try a Baja Blast freeze if they have them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Chalupas are delicious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Have you tried explosive diarrhea? You will.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh baby. Try next the chalupa and Mexican pizza

[–] nullboi 3 points 2 weeks ago

Five. Layer. Burrito.

[–] ashok36 3 points 2 weeks ago

Cantina chicken burrito with the green sauce in the packet. It's better than you'd get at most of the fake Mexican chain restaurants in my city. Not as good as the authentic places but the price can't be beat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Some of my favorites:

Chicken flatbread melt (like a taco but with a fluffy flatbread instead of a tortilla)
Beefy 5 layer burrito
Cantina Chicken Quesadilla
Breakfast Crunchwrap (preferably steak)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

[–] TORFdot0 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Try obtaining a Time Machine so that you can experience the menu from when it was good.

The Grilled Stuft Burrito, Grilled Stuft Nacho, the volcano burrito and lava sauce, the 1/2 lb cheesy potato burrito, the enchirito, the loaded grillers, the double layer taco, the chilito.

So many good menu items lost to time

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Supreme beef chalupas.

My saying, as it relates to Taco Bell, is: "It's shit, but it's good shit."

[–] anon6789 3 points 2 weeks ago

Crunchwrap, either the breakfast one or the lunch/dinner one. If hard pressed, I'd say the breakfast one is better.

I don't like the Baja Blast personally, but you should try it as I think it's the only place you can get it.

Diablo sauce I think tastes like a spiced ketchup or BBQ sauce, too sweet for me, but the girlfriend loves it.

Those are the most unique items to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd argue you already tried the best two things, but maybe give the Chalupa a try as those are pretty good from what i remember.

[–] TheRealKuni 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Breakfast.

People laughed about it when they announced that they were doing breakfast, but I love to try weird foods so I thought I’d give it a shot.

No joke, the Steak Breakfast Crunchwrap is my favorite piece of fast food breakfast. And (I’m mildly ashamed to admit) I’ve eaten A LOT of fast food breakfast in my life. It’s especially good if you ask for extra creamy jalapeño sauce.

Pretty much any time I have to be somewhere early in the morning these days—I’ve become quite lazy in my permanent work-from-home schedule—I motivate myself with Taco Bell breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The breakfast crunchwrap goes unbelievably hard

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