this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Didn't know the Mason-Dixon line crossed through New England

[–] DrownedRats 4 points 6 days ago

That guys got some balls standing that close to the side of a road.

[–] Etterra 3 points 6 days ago

Trump Cultists: maybe if we put it on a blue poster we can trick them into voting for Trump!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I can smell the stoopid from here

[–] njm1314 202 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I just want to say for the record that if anyone is on trial for brutally beating a KKK member and I'm on the jury I will never ever convict you. That is not a crime.

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual 2 points 6 days ago

Oh thank god-

See ya in court Tuesday then!

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

On the jury, being shown some video evidence....

"It doesn't look like anything to me."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

“It’s not a crime to beat up a ghost, because ghosts don’t exist. I think we’re done here.”

[–] chemical_cutthroat 67 points 1 week ago

Why would I convict him? He just whooped that ghost's ass.

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[–] grue 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would never say something like that on record.

Unrelated fun fact: having that kind of record come up in voir dire would immediately get you kicked off the jury.

[–] njm1314 41 points 1 week ago

If a lawyer can find this they deserve to kick me off the jury. Although I will say I've never been picked for a jury I think I'm Kryptonite the most lawyers.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Damn OP njm1314, too bad you used your real name and are super easy to find!

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Parts of CT are KKK strongholds.

I have a friend who used to live there and he told me his town had some prominent klansmen there, and there were rallies a town or two away.

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[–] taiyang 41 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Leave it to a place called Mystic to have it's own Grand Wizard.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

+100 points each for hitting them, Deathrace 2000 style.

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[–] Furbag 34 points 1 week ago (27 children)

I don't normally pick at the physical appearances of people just for the sake of it, but I've noticed that Trump attracts a certain type of follower. Take a look at the people in the background of the next Trump rally and tell me what you see.

Those people and these people are the same. Just a bunch of trashy hillbillies. These klansmen are not the fringe supporters of Trump's cult, they're the ones down in the front. Like wax statues melting in the sun, their eyes glazed over enraptured as word salad pours out of Donald Trump's mouth.

And don't say "well that guy wearing the klan outfit is just a troll, the other people there are not associated with that!". If you've got one Nazi in a bar full of people, you're in a Nazi bar. If you've got one klansman at a Trump rally, you're at a klan rally.

[–] Shapillon 0 points 6 days ago

Could we be disparaging against fascist fuckwads without resorting to classist shit?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Remember that every single one of those creatures are going to vote.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I'm not sure what's worse - the KKK member or the person standing unashamedly next to them showing their face

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago
[–] Th3BFG 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Put these fascists on https://magatmap.com Fascists should be identified and disenfranchised.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

In a similar vein, anybody with information should reach out to the ACC:

https://accollective.noblogs.org/

They document and oust neo nazis/fascists.

[–] Th3BFG 2 points 6 days ago

I didn't know about this! Thank you!

[–] NineMileTower 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I added the Trump Unity Bridge bastard just now.

[–] Th3BFG 3 points 6 days ago

I'm legit proud of you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Been thinking of making something like this for a few years

[–] Th3BFG 1 points 6 days ago

Now you don't have to! Send them any ideas you have.

[–] smokin_shinobi 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bet those robes are flammable.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most normal Trump supporter.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Possibly the most honest

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