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[–] sunbrrnslapper 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of them is filled with a dye that turns mice transparent, and other other is crab juice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TIL mountain dew is flavored with Doritos dust.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Pepsi Co seems to really love Yellow #5, they spread it far and wide.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now I can finally make my own Clamato!

[–] marito 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_ 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I use it in a family recipe--clam sauce. Widely hailed as some of the best food any of my friends have ever had. It genuinely is outstanding, so don't sleep on this stuff.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 months ago

I just hope you use the natural variety.

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It also goes well in a Bloody Mary according to my Canadian ex

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We call them ceasers

We typically buy the clam juice premixed with tomato juice, Clamato juice.

[–] faltryka 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Man I’m sure there is some culture I could have been raised in that would have resulted in me finding that appealing and all…. But I would probably vomit if I drank any of that.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a useful ingredient for things like clam chowder. I don't think anyone is suggesting to drink it straight like apple juice.

[–] FlyingSquid 29 points 2 months ago

I am. And please take a video.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

In my college's drama club parties, it was tradition that one of the officers of the club would drink a bottle. They would make up a different reason each time they did it as to how the tradition started.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

A splash of clam juice adds umami to a recipe and you don't taste the clam. It's in the same culinary category as fish sauce, but less potent.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 months ago

More of an artificial clam juice fan, are you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] captainlezbian 3 points 2 months ago

It’s for pastas, soups, and alcoholic beverages

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How do you even juice an onion?

[–] AnUnusualRelic 5 points 2 months ago

With your eyes closed, I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Puree and strain, i guess?

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes 3 points 2 months ago

Very carefully.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Squeeze it really hard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

🥵🥵🥵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Good ingredient in a clam chowder 🤤

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What is in synthetic clam juice?

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 months ago

You don't want to know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I only drink vegan clam juice

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry I prefer supernatural clam juice

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 months ago

They stocked that for a while, but it kept summoning dark eldritch horrors in the frozen foods aisle.

[–] db2 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Korne127 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] glitch1985 2 points 2 months ago

Natural clam juice as opposed to the artificial variety.

[–] yesman 2 points 2 months ago

artificial variety

lol sounds like forced diversity. So the imitation stuff is woke!