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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Edited title to add "Candid"

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was watching my 6 year old nephew and we saw Peter Weller, so I told him that’s the guy who played Robocop. Of course my nephew wanted to meet him, he was nice and asked what my nephews favorite part of the movie was… unfortunately, my nephew excitedly said, “when you shot the bad guy’s wieners off!”

[–] Rolando 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you shown your nephew one of the animated Robocop series yet?

https://lemmy.world/post/17894312

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

No, but I might show it now. He’ll be hoping for groin shots, lol.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the smile of a cyborg that shot a scumbag in the dick. Gotta love Peter Weller. He was also Batman!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 15 points 2 months ago

Wherever you go, there you are.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Home... Home is where you wear your hat!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's not my goddamned planet monkey-boy!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I had that same shirt when I was in highschool got suspended until my parents could attend a meeting with the asshole principal and me.

Even my crazy ass parents just nodded along and pretended to care about what that asshole was yammering about.

Free speech covers curse-words and vulgarity too.

Great picture by the way.

Edit: 20 hours have passed and it seems, as usual, that a lot of people like using their free speech rights to shit all over their own free speech rights

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Schools are allowed to exercise "reasonable" discresion

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Time? Don't you mean times? https://vimeo.com/86014703

Catbox mirror - https://files.catbox.moe/9avo59.mp4

(fan remake of scene 27, by fatal farm. Extremely graphic and NSFW)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Join Vimeo to watch

No, I don’t think I will thanks.

Edit: Added a comma.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh what? Hold up. I'll rehost it. https://files.catbox.moe/9avo59.mp4

It's not making me join FTR.

[–] mvirts 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Wizard_Pope 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aww missed opportunity my me there.

[–] Wizard_Pope 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably one of the best reaction images to keep at hand.

[–] Rolando 2 points 2 months ago