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[–] ivanafterall 279 points 2 months ago (5 children)

As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (3 children)

πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…

But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy πŸ’¦, right after identifying it.

πŸ«ΆπŸ™ˆπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ«¦πŸ’•

[–] Battle_Masker 80 points 2 months ago

is there oil?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0

[–] Cryophilia 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

eagle screeches ominously in the distance

[–] ettyblatant 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.

Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.

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[–] Jordar 177 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it's the clitoris?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.

[–] ccunning 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate

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[–] BetaBlake 157 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ha easy! That's Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can't even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.

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[–] Vinny_93 134 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I've been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.

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[–] DMBFFF 87 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] trxxruraxvr 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.

[–] ccunning 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I'm about 60% sure that's not real.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRETit isnt

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.

Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.

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[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik 51 points 2 months ago

I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] nl4real 46 points 2 months ago

France, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

Oh that's easy. Connecticut

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

Monaco got stung by a wasp.

[–] kewwwi 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that's the holy roman empire

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (20 children)

The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn't exist

[–] Chocrates 20 points 2 months ago

Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CptEnder 17 points 2 months ago

Basque at deez nuts

[–] AA5B 30 points 2 months ago (12 children)

What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying β€œderp Americans β€œ? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.

This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying β€œderp Euros think New Zealand exists”

[–] Rolando 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald's there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Greater Monaco

it's a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked

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[–] errer 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This genuinely got me. I'm from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke... I'm not a smart woman.

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[–] jewbacca117 25 points 2 months ago

That map isn't America therefore none of it exists

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That would be France's Testicles.

[–] DeadNinja 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] grue 23 points 2 months ago

Greater Catalonia.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 23 points 2 months ago

Atlantis was here all along.

[–] nexguy 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an American, would you like it to be a country?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shush, that's the secret European country only rich people know about...

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

That's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.

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