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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

TIL human milk has ~65 calories per 100ml and a average is 900ml produced per day. Which is only 585 calories. I would need 3-4 mommy milkers in order to sustain myself off only human milk. Which there's cow milk to but even it is pretty weak. I need to get on the dog, rat, or rabbit milk game:

Human: 3.8% fat; 1% protein; 7% lactose

Cow: 3.7% fat; 3.4% protein; 4.8% lactose

Rat: 10.3% fat; 8.4% protein; 2.6% lactose

Dog: 12.9% fat; 7.9% protein; 3.1% lactose

Rabbit: 18.3% fat; 13.9% protein; 2.6% lactose

[–] PugJesus 34 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] chonglibloodsport 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That’s a lot of lactose in human milk! You’re gonna have a bad time if you’re lactose intolerant!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am super lactose tolerant. I drink a gallon of whole milk a day. My body is prepared for massive mommy milkers.

...we do got to talk about rat milk tho, forking gains from sucking rat tiddies but nobodies doing it? Rats in NY are bigger than cats, you could milk the shit out of those rodent nipples.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

rat milk

😰

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It’s mommy milk, people are having a great time regardless of lactose intolerance

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

when trying to persuade people into joining the fediverse/lemmy ill show them this post and comment first

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Whoa whoa %1 protein? And babies develop using that? Nah man something's wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sooo.... Which is better for bulking (protein per calorie)? Rat or rabbit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You forgot donkey milk which is most similar to human milk, how could you remember rat, rabbit and dog milk that tastes like trash and forget donkey milk smh 😞

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

I can't eat even if you pay me in exposure...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I cannot neglect that voluptuous body.

[–] TotallynotJessica 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only after you get fed ofc

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Paid with a onlyfans subscription. Times are tough

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

workplace sexual harassment

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago