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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vegan icecream has come so fare.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I just got some strawberry Oatley ice cream today. It's so damn good!

[–] thenofootcanman 9 points 1 year ago

Vegan baby yeahhhhh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why don't you just eat ice cream without milk in it... I mean, I haven't looked, but it's bound to be a thing by now. 🤷

[–] ChocoboRocket 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At the grocery store I'll buy almond/oat etc ice cream, but sometimes the ice cream shops only have dairy, or if I'm at friends/family and they only have regular ice cream.

Lactose is in nearly everything from chips, to baked goods, to some random noodles, sauces, and everywhere in between.

If I'm outside of the home and planning on eating I'm 100% strapped with lactose pills

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm allergic to milk and soy protein. Ain't no lactase pills are gonna save me.

I can digest lactose just fine. The issue is, if there's milk protein, I'm getting gut inflammation for the next week or a month.

[–] EtherWhack 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The range of flavors is very limited for both lactose-free and vegan; mainly hovering around chocolate and vanilla.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Planet Oat has some tasty varieties, I'm a big fan of their Blueberry Oat Crunch. Also, Dole Whip is dairy free as well and is getting more popular just about everywhere.

Otherwise lactaid is always good if it helps you at all and you still want ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ben and Jerry's has amazing stuff. They use soy lecithin sadly, so I'm still getting a mild allergic reaction, but definitely better than dairy.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah most are awful, but some are ok. Sometimes you just gotta enjoy the good stuff and poop a bit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] ChocoboRocket 3 points 1 year ago

I get them from Costco

I still buy lactose free milk (costs a comparative fortune) but have been toying with the idea of just cracking a lactose pill (they're powder with gelatin capsule) and simply adding it to the milk

If a lactose pill is like 25 cents and 4L of lactose free milk is $4 more expensive, I'm thinking it's time to run some experiments.

For me, ice cream works great with lactose pills, it's when meals have some cheese that my coverage gets spotty, probably has to do with the ice cream being the only thing I'm eating while meals have lots of non lactose stuff that can prevent lactose pills from hitting all that dairy

[–] PopcornPrincess 4 points 1 year ago

Literally a shit post 😂 well played

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As I’m getting older, I have noticed that I can’t eat as much trash food as I used to without consequences. Lactose intolerance was annoying enough, but now It seems that I also have IBS.

Getting older is sad…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lol, I've had IBS since I was a kid.

[–] illusoryMechanist 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] illusoryMechanist 3 points 1 year ago
[–] hark 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not simply use lactase tablets?

[–] illusoryMechanist 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The lactaid pills needed in his case were excessive. This managed to temporarily cure it, and permanently reduce the number/frequency of pills needed long-term to a reasonable level.

Also, mad science is fun

[–] janonymous 1 points 1 year ago

Crazy stuff!

[–] Chev 3 points 1 year ago

People who have never heard of milk free ice cream are a bliss. So much to learn about the world. Must be wonderful to experience all those incredible things every day.

[–] cokane_88 1 points 1 year ago

If you have dairy what happens to you? I'll be shitting within 30 mins, get all sweaty, it's horrible.

[–] CitizenKong 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know there are literally pills without side effects you can take against lactose intolerance?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't work for everyone, unfortunately. Lactose might not be the only thing in dairy that people have a reaction to.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I was tested and am pretty borderline with lactose, but something else in milk messes me the hell up. Not going to skip out on ice cream though. That kinda just becomes a little problem for me and a bigger problem for those around me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

if you read the other comments, yes i do and yes i take them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is my wife. She thought she had IBS yet entire life. Nope, just dairy. Plugs her up for days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Been a long time since I had one - milk or ice cream. My lactose intolerance is super bad up. Most Indians I know (e.g. my parents) still maintain that we can digest milk in its raw form when we can't, genetically. Oh well!

[–] TesterJ 1 points 1 year ago

Lactaid brand ice creams tastes great, if anyone is curious.

[–] Etterra 0 points 1 year ago

Can you make one for crippling depression? I can only tangently relate.

[–] HardlightCereal -4 points 1 year ago

Lactose intolerance is just nature punishing carnists for drinking slave milk

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