How long until she is gregnant?
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Can u get prrrrrreagantè?
Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg's.
Welcome to Greg's baby, featuring Lauren.
At least this bridezilla is honest.
That sign cost more than my wedding
...i think we paid $500 all-in, including the minister, the gazebo, and taking the wedding party to lunch afterward...
Uncle married us, at my aunt's house(nice spot) and my dad paid for lunch after. Only mistake I made was I didn't know my mom was out of town so she wasn't there 🤣. But my wife gave her a grandchild so that's water under the bridge now. Wife's dress was like $35 from Francesca's and I wore a suit I already had. Her engagement ring on the other hand was like $8k. My wending band $30 and a possible future ring finger degloved because it's titanium.
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I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change "Greg" to someone else and reuse.
TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.
Im sure you are her 1st choice.
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Hey Greg!
Welcome to Lauren’s marriage.
If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded
With Laura's name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner's names?
Cheaper to change our names lol
Why not both?
If we're laughing, there's a chance they were too.
This is so hilarious that now I have to get married.
What do you plan to marry?
Probably Greg in a few weeks
Run, Greg, Run!
I don't know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she's been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn't mean the flags vanish.
Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.
Or, crazy idea, maybe it's a joke they both find funny?
This is why terminally online people are terminally single. Everything is red flag gaslight abuse break up immediately.
I was really hoping the "get a divorce" culture was something that would have stayed with reddit
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Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.
Or she thought the sign would be funny. Made me giggle.
How do you know Greg didn't make the joke? Do you now Greg and Lauren? Did you give them a gift off their registry or did you do the right thing and give them cold hard cash (via check)? Did you tip the bartender a 20 to start the night and say "remember this face!" and proceed to order thirteen G&Ts over the course of the ceremony?
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Which of the four Gregs is it tho?
Probably Regular Greg from AP Calculus.
Get out, Greg. It's not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.
Greg.
“Welcome to Laura’s Wedding
~~feat. greg~~
* weɖɖing
Wepping
Shut up, Greg.
But who's the Best Boy?
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