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Apparently, Catholic dating is all about money (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/linuxmemes

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[–] [email protected] 357 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Dear linux users. Is it a red flag if she is active in a Catholic Dating group?

Edit:. and that she is still on reddit?

[–] dogsnest 105 points 4 months ago

The 'she' part works for me!

[–] [email protected] 75 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Why would they need to date anyway? That's just questioning God's Plan for them.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yes. We only accept our true gods and leaders here: Linus, Richard, Tux and Xenia.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Blazing red flag.

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Ooh, I'm a cash cow apparently.

But seriously, are there really women who talk about men in those terms?

[–] [email protected] 138 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

But seriously, are there really women who talk about men in those terms?

Yes. Personally, I see it as the mirror image of the "tradwife" thing where toxic men see their partner as a subservient maid. Seeing men as primarily an income source comes from a similar place imho.

[–] Tyfud 43 points 4 months ago

These two groups deserve each other.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I can't be a milk cow, then at least let me be a cash cow

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cash Cow

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You have never opened the box of "Female Dating Strategy". Welcome to the world of "low value males"

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Got a little queasy hearing someone describe their husband as a cash cow

[–] douglasg14b 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Red flag behavior.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I am running linux already, when does the money flow in?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

git cashout

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 23 points 4 months ago

$ sudo apt install €$¥

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A good catholic man would use TempleOS

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Nerds fix stuff around the house? Girl, I couldn't even repair that plumbing if I wanted to. This is a job for a professional.

[–] Skullgrid 34 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Nerd here that was EXTREMELY disappointed in losing the opportunity to own a house.

I wanted to get into the home electronics/plumbing stuff. Although to be honest, I am less keen on the plumbing since it's a wet mess.

[–] BeatTakeshi 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We like to mix water and electricity anyway, like pipewire

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Actually, some nerds are handy with electronics and stuff like that, myself included.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It could be even worse. Some needs enjoy to learn things, anything. Doesn't,t matter if it's NixOs or plastering.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Apparently, Catholic dating is all about money

Usually what they actually mean by "strong family values"

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Going on Reddit for dating advice is a mistake.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't date him if he doesn't run TempleOS.

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[–] hardcoreufo 44 points 4 months ago (24 children)

No way am I dating a Catholic. I will not be a "cash cow" for their weird religion.

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[–] thedirtyknapkin 42 points 4 months ago (5 children)

anyone who picks at every little thing a partner or potential partner does by requiring the Internet to approve it is toxic as hell. asking the Internet if a behavior that doesn't effect you is a red flag is a massive red flag.

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[–] hardcoreufo 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I like my women like I like my distros. Stable.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Judging by the name RungeKutta62, named after a class of numerical integration methods and thus two mathematicians, I'd say they're a nerd themselves.

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[–] captainlezbian 34 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Also lol at nerds automatically not cheating

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[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik 32 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Marrying Linux nerds never goes wrong

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

In a confession Aug. 21, however, Reiser said he used "the most unsophisticated chokehold that any judo instructor would completely despise you for ever using," according to a 30-page transcript obtained by The Chronicle

I probably shouldn't laugh, but.... :D

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[–] ZILtoid1991 31 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I'm a nerd and dirt poor, what am I doing wrong?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you may have yourself checked, you may be a dork, which is a nerd without marketable abilities

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[–] TunaCowboy 27 points 4 months ago

Why is she even asking the question? Shouldn't she just be quiet and submit like her magic book tells her to?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Windows is Christianity

Apple is some strange cult

Linux is Nihilism

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, this is why she chose me?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Average Reddit moment

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (4 children)

so red flag to use linux not red flag to abuse alter children as priests got it.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Why wouldnt nerds cheat? :)

The logic is a bit lacking here but I guess it's some variation of that nerds would be so grateful to have a girl that they won't cheat...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Why does this sound AI generated

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[–] Chocrates 17 points 4 months ago

Jokes on them, I'm real bad with money and went into debt and destroyed my credit!

But I run proxmox for fun 😎

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