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[–] _sideffect 106 points 3 months ago

Lol just kept getting worse

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I know, right? Fuckin' "whilst"?!

Ew.

[–] Aceticon 5 points 3 months ago

Just when you thought it wouldn't get better ... it got better.

[–] this_1_is_mine 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago
[–] Badeendje 58 points 3 months ago (4 children)

On an animal it's called a necropsy..

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually, a long time ago, I was told it was supposed to be called necropsy also in humans. Necro = dead.

Autopsy would mean you’re doing the exam on yourself.

I don’t know why it stayed autopsy. Maybe it’s like “atom”, meaning “indivisible”.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Humans (as a species) dissecting themselves?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Greek autopsia "a seeing with one's own eyes,"

So I guess it works regardless of species. Though I'm not sure I believe this. Like how else did ancient Greeks see?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s a nice interpretation!

So, I did a simple search (autopsy vs necropsy) and the first three links gave me three different answers! First said they’re synonyms. Second simple said autopsy is for humans and necropsy is for animals. Now, the third one gave your interpretation. Autopsy is for humans because it’s the same species.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Now, the third one gave your interpretation. Autopsy is for humans because it’s the same species.

Hmm, that seems kind of inconsistent with auto as a prefix elsewhere. E.g., autofellatio, autoimmune, autobiography. It's auto because it's yourself, not another member of the same species.

Though there's also autocrat, which seemingly is on its own and not referring to membership or self.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Autocracy means "absolute rule by one", by "autocrator" (auto+kratos) to describe the Roman Emperor (n. Latin "imperator"), but is from multiple origins at this point. 🖖🏼

[–] dogsnest 2 points 3 months ago

A typical "Throbbing Gristle" gig.

[–] dogsnest 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Thanks!

TIL who to avoid at the comedy club!

[–] Badeendje 15 points 3 months ago

Hehehe I'm fun at parties too.

[–] ivanafterall 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

RubberDuck isn't actually a professional stand-up comedian though.

[–] dogsnest 3 points 3 months ago

I may have confused them with DubberRuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah but most people don't know that and if they phrased it that way it spoils the joke where details keep getting revealed one by one and it gets worse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is there a name for this???

[–] Badeendje 7 points 3 months ago

It helps differentiating between doing it on humans and animals. And sometimes you want to know what killed an animal too.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Nice try, but the "auto" in autopsy refers to working on the body of the same species as oneself, when a human inspects a dead human.

EDIT: this is actually incorrect, etymologically it means witnessing something with the own eyes, from the Greek language, see answer below.

When working on a different species, like an animal, it's called a necropsy.

[–] Wogi 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wogi 4 points 3 months ago
[–] mechoman444 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone 2 points 3 months ago

Get to the choppah

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Makes the joke even better implying they have a fursona

[–] lugal 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you are serious, it originally means "an eye-witnessing, a seeing for oneself". Referring exclusively to dead bodies came later.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn you're right, I stand corrected!

The explanation I gave came from my teacher at the university in my linguistics class, better double check everything I guess!

[–] lugal 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I remember one false etymology my historical linguistics teacher tought me at university and it was debunked on r*ddit so I totally feel you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Thank you, it's a good day when I get to learn something new!

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 5 points 3 months ago

Oh damn I learned a new thing today. Necropsy sounds sick as hell

[–] feedum_sneedson 7 points 3 months ago

Well constructed.

[–] schloppah 7 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

If it's good enough, I smoke.

Then after the air has cleared, I have a cigarette.

[–] Lemminary 4 points 3 months ago

Hard one? Yes, I am.

[–] peopleproblems 3 points 3 months ago
[–] radicalautonomy 3 points 3 months ago

Where my head went with "autopsy".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haha, sex with dead animal, magnificent

[–] Maggoty 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not political propaganda or bigotry masquerading. If you don't like the joke you can just walk away.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago
[–] numberfour002 3 points 3 months ago

Apologize. What else?

[–] hOrni 2 points 3 months ago

I'll let You know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago