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Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.
Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.
Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.
They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.
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Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...
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Yes. Behind the toilet.
📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!
Enbiggening mirrors!
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like this:
Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.
to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws
Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.
Some neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.
I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.
Mirrors on both walls
Carpet.
Carpet would really tie the room together.
Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.
X-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament
Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!
Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.
Chorus line vibes...
I don't know...a grenade?
Dynamite
Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.
I recommend a sledgehammer.
That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there
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Trying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2'x32' room eh?
Ask little john
Get some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.
Knock out a wall or two.
That's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.
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Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
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I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!
Seashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.
I'd just give up and shit in the kitchen.
How do you wipe?
Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.
You have all that space in the Complex and you put a toilet there?
I wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.
I'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.
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