One million dollars.
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Private jet. Because I hate TSA and I hate the friggin airlines. Completely ruins traveling, which I love.
I love travel , I used to travel as child /teen/adult in buses trains etc and enjoy every bit of it. Mountains, valleys, trees roads etc.I had patience to enjoy cause I had no worry about destination. Views were changing and beautiful.
Now in travel a LOT due to work , so going to airport , check in, security and then same clouds or sun , same shitty services ,
Now we need to have have fun with you, family to enjoy the trip in flights atleast or when toubdont have to drive .
2 top of line gaming rigs. One for gaming and the other for audio/visual work
Omnipotence. Oh wait you meant something real. The global economy. No? Ok I'll settle for a nice house.
A real size statue of me made of gold.
I didn't know Major Lewis had a Lemmy account
Only played Harvest Moon years ago.
the joke is, that in the game statdew valley, a character named major lewis has a secret gold statue of himself
Superhuman charisma.
I wouldn't like to have charisma, charisma is (in my opinion) just a mask to cover your insecurities, plus I like my autistic behaviour even if it makes me quite the opposite of charismatic. I would rather buy intelligence, even though I'm already great in that department.
For something more exotic, I would like to buy the ability to travel back in time.
Other than that, proficiency / mastery of musical instruments and coding or hacking abilities.
A BA in psychology
Either a nice, small house by the ocean or my kid’s university fees.
Permanent sanity.
Whats your most recent bout of the ol' insanity?
I used to believe I had developed an inter-universe, romantic, quasi-religious relationship with an anime girl (I will not say who). That ended not long after I started taking meds. Recently the delusion has started to come back on the occasions I need to change meds and I'm without them for a while. Instead of being fulfilling and joyous, though, it's infuriating and shameful.
I want the ignis pixel poi so bad! I have the skill, but not the toy. I could be the most badass sign spinner you ever saw!
One of those decommissioned missile silos/bunkers that's been converted into a house.
My own private jet so that I could fly anywhere I could, whenever I wanted
modify my kia just like this one
Prints, sculptures and music from a bunch of artists.
Some stocks that would increase their value by 50 times guaranteed.
I dunno if I'd want to magically buy myself the ability to draw; I'd rather magically be able to afford a big house and pay an artist to live with me and draw whatever they want and maybe commission them to draw me with my comfort characters.
a riding mower. i have health issues and have trouble getting my lawn done. city doesn't like it.
Women
there are some really nice 3rd world countries where you as (I assume) a relatively rich westerner could by a few women (and men too)
Pfft, I can barely afford one.