Just when you thought the Cubertruck couldn't become a worse car : facepalm

[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Hey, look on the bright side: Republicans are switching to electric cars.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Reducing your carbon footprint to own the libs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

And taking government subsidies

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

Didn’t you hear, Trump was changing his stance on EVs because Musk bought him, I mean, donated to him.

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[+] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

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[–] Wogi 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are one or two in my home town, I spotted one coming out of a country club. Not just any country club but one of the most expensive ones in the region. So, no doubt he bought it for truck things. Just average every day truck things, definitely not a trophy.

Fucking hell it's uglier in person.

[–] mean_bean279 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The wheel placement is off compared to other trucks. Because the battery pack runs between the wheels the wheels are pushed out to the very edges of the body. However traditionally trucks, especially on the rear axel, have a bit of hang over due to the axel placement for maximum payload.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I've seen one in person, it was in motion, I recognized the silhouette. The wheels struck me as weirdly big. looked like a toy that wasn't quite proportioned right.

I saw someone post a picture of it next to some generic "crossover," you know how life forms all eventually turn into crabs? They call it carcinification? Well cars apparently crossoverify. So it's a Cyber Truck sitting next to a Lexus fuk60 or whatever and someone says "PS1 graphics vs PS5 graphics" and it's true.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (3 children)

At least the wrap protects the metal from bird poop, although it attracts all other kinds of poop while I'm in the neighborhood.

[–] givesomefucks 18 points 3 months ago

The whole thing is a shit show.

If you intend to drive it, you 100% have to put a wrap on it, or detail it everytime you get home to avoid permenant damage.

And there's some weird clause in the contract where you can't sell it for a year.

Whenever that's up, we're going to see a shit ton of these things go up for dirt cheap.

[–] Sterile_Technique 14 points 3 months ago

The poop sits on the inside of that one.

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[–] ladicius 30 points 3 months ago

Nazi clown car.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I love when assholes let you know who they are. And this guy really wanted you to know he was an asshole squared! We should lure him into a car wash.

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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't the consensus on fortnite that anytime a cyber truck rolled up, all previous engagements were put on hold until the elonaldmobile was a smoking crater?

Can we translate over to real life? Please?

[–] CaptPretentious 5 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Based on the number of recalls for those things, One can only surmise that the build quality is terrible. Basically what I'm saying is just give it a minute I'm pretty sure it'll self-destruct. Or maybe a fog will roll in and the whole thing will just rust over, I don't know.

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[–] Cadeillac 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This Musk wouldn't have stood for this. What happened? (Spoiler Alert: Money and/or Power)

Edit: my dumb ass forgot the photo. Probably because it is permanently deleted from the internet forever

This One Right Here

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean if this gets conservatives into EVs, at least SOME good will come out of this ugly, dysfunctional heap of metal.

Next we need someone to convince them that cars in general are evil and it's much better for their freedom to use public transport

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[–] uebquauntbez 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why not? fELONy car?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're right, you can't spell "felony" without "elon."

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Normalize calling cybertrucks Tesla trump trucks

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[–] Zenjal 15 points 3 months ago

From dumpster to flamin dumpster

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They've been eating the flowers in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That plant is Datura, or Jimsonweed, for any here uninitiated.

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[–] SkunkWorkz 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man imagine going into debt to show support for Trump and making Elno Muskrat richer.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Insert "Life uh... finds a way" meme.

Meh, close enough. :-P

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

They literally all look like this to me.

[–] wreckedcarzz 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't get the hate that this generally gets, but this particular one could use a molotov cocktail or 3 thrown its way...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The cybertruck is a weird looking car with issues but some people make it their life mission to talk trash about it every chance they get

[–] Thatuserguy 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If they didn't want me to talk trash about it, they shouldn't have designed it to look like a dumpster

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude, that's not cool.

Dumpsters are useful.

[–] Sterile_Technique 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cybertrucks are useful for the exact same purpose. Holding trash.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Lol holy shit

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Finally, a worthy test for the "thermonuclear-proof" windows: create an indent/hole with a steel ball or something, insert Molotov cocktail and watch.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

As the strangest plus side ever.. At least wrapping the cybertruck is extremely easy.

[–] Anticorp 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Put "save America" at the top, add a "from", and then the logo actually makes sense.

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[–] boaratio 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Cybercuck

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[–] LittleBorat3 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everything about this car is dumb beginning with Elon the "engineer" designing this in a CAD program high on ambien or whatever he takes. To the hopefully sober decision to manufacture the car.

I could swear he hit some button that reduces polygon count and thought it looks cool. It must have been something like that.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Things can always get worse - sun tzu

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Idiots won't always tell you they're idiotic, but they will always show you if you're watching.

[–] Fedizen 7 points 3 months ago

tear off the metal panels above the doors

[–] nifty 6 points 3 months ago

Whoever owns this truck is a hero because they’re creating so much joy and laughter in the world thru this hilarious combo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Does the number of stars represent the size of police force that should be chasing Old Man Don?

[–] cholesterol 5 points 3 months ago

Way to bypass my cybertruck word filter :(

Facepalm