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[–] [email protected] 115 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“Oh well, you know, he’s not serious,” Sen. Cynthia Lummis, R-Wyo., told reporters in the U.S. Capitol. “He likes to goad you. You can’t take him seriously when he’s talking about stuff like this.”

"i don't kid."

-trump

"he tells it like it is"

-trump ~~voter~~ cultist

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This sentence is a lie.

-The Ascended, product of Trump and his cult fusing into one giant monstrosity... That promptly implodes from the self-loathing of realising it's mostly made up of 🤢 poor people 🤮

[–] dogsnest 86 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fox wasn't even aware of Trump's unilateral debate announcement.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 34 points 4 months ago

Need to find a way to make a hybrid scarecrow/tin-man/lion/trump. Seeing as how he’s brainless, heartless, and cowardly.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I enjoy that pollsters are starting to poll for what happens if Trump drops and Vance is the top of the ticket, while Washington republicans are trying to figure out how to oust Janky Douche.

At this point I wouldn't be completely surprised if that chair that Clint Eastwood shouted at a few years ends up on the ballot.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i enjoy watching republicans eat each other alive while self-immolating

[–] dejected_warp_core 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's delightful is that their whole... (waves hands frantically) thing^1^, takes all the most crucial tools off the table. Imagine this safety sign posted at the RNC:

Absolutely NO:

  • compromising
  • back-tracking
  • changing your mind
  • making mistakes
  • wrong opinions


All one can do from there is lie while doing one of those things anyway. At a certain point people are going to take notice, which just makes it worse.

^1^ - Machismo? Rampant authoritarianism? Sociopathic narcissism? I can't keep up.

[–] grue 10 points 4 months ago

^1^ - Machismo? Rampant authoritarianism? Sociopathic narcissism? I can’t keep up.

Yes.

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[–] EnderWiggin 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

At this point I wouldn’t be completely surprised if that chair that Clint Eastwood shouted at a few years ends up on the ballot.

That was 12 years ago :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That hurts. That hurts deep inside.

stupid time

[–] pyre 8 points 4 months ago

honestly, with the rate at which the gop has gone balls to the wall deranged it feels more like 50 years.

think about it: the reason talking to a chair became a meme was because it was so unbelievable. the reason vance fucking a couch became a meme is because it's so believable.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People told me that it was impossible for the Republican party to even concieve of replacing Trump. Yeah? How's that going now, huh? Personally, I'm looking forward to Trump ripping the party in half.

[–] Clasm 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's the problem when you have a bunch of narcissistic opportunities vying for power. Eventually, they start trying to push each other down the stairs...

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[–] homesweethomeMrL 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The chair would have less felony convictions and rapes

[–] MrVilliam 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's where you're wrong. The chair would actually have fewer felony convictions and rapes. Allegedly. I don't know that chair personally. But the point is that "fewer" is the grammatically correct word for the point you're making.

[–] samus12345 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

"Less" is going to become grammatically correct as it's used more and more. It's only a matter of time. There is no useful distinction between the two terms.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So more less begets more less, more or less?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Linguistic descriptivism 💪

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Very late to the comment, but I don't think and don't hope this is correct. There is a distinction - fewer is for things you can count, less is for a more abstract, less countable amount. I have fewer opportunities as I have less time. I'm just an old English major, but I like accuracy with language.

[–] samus12345 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Yes, there is a difference, but as far as understanding what a person is saying, you can use them interchangeably. In what situation would you need to know whether it's a countable or abstract amount?

[–] captainlezbian 5 points 4 months ago

Problems. “I have fewer problems than I did last year” means that I understand what my problems are or am tracking some of them and no longer have as many. “I have less problems than I did last year” is more vibes based and is a statement that this year seems to be going easier than last year went

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[–] Cadeillac 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The same Vance that refuses to learn a nice life lesson from Mamaw?

"I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

"JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

"Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

[–] Maggoty 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Oh wow. Even when they try they can't get it right. Many people know they're gay by 9, not all gay men want to do oral sex, and all most 9 year olds know is they're supposed to want this thing called sex. It's literally the grade where they talk about "it" and some braggart says they did "it".

And the God loves you line is just classic. According to conservatives God loves gay people which is why it's important to save them from hell.

This entire story is just a massive line of red flags.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My family loves to tell the story about my cousin and I running around the house when we were like 6 and supposedly he stopped dead in his tracks, looked at my stepmom and said "that dress is so your color."

Doesn't have to do with dicks, but from that day they knew he was gay and he very much is now that we're in our late 30s. I love him to death, he's such a great guy!

He finally came out to me when we went to an art exhibit because I always liked Tim Burton stuff and he kept commenting on paintings "why are the men all clothed and the women all topless? Why does Jack not have a bulge but Sally is full figured!?" That kind of stuff. So over dinner I was like "ya know... I couldn't help notice some of your comments? You know I love you, is there anything you want to share with me?" Lol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] meco03211 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The hell is "skibidi"? I've seen it a few times and no idea what it means.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's a gen-alpha slang term that is like a cross between creepy and gross.

And Ohio means boring and weird.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It's also based off a youtube series made by someone in Garry's Mod, that has recently been pocked up for a movie...

[–] ValorieAF 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean "skibidi rizz" is an oxymoron?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rizz is short for charisma. Skibidi rizz means having a creepy gross charisma.

[–] zox 7 points 4 months ago

Thank you for your translation services

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[–] leadore 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If he replaces Vance, it'll have to be Nancy Mace, the only one left in the potential pick pool whose one-syllable name ends in "ce".

[–] Passerby6497 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But she doesn't have a 5 letter last name, so she's straight out.

[–] leadore 3 points 4 months ago

Looks like he's stuck with JD then!

[–] aodhsishaj 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] someguy3 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Ok I'm interested. He was picked July 15, 3 weeks, 21 days ago. That's 1.9 Scaramuccis as of today. If he's replaced tomorrow Aug 6, that's 2 Scaramuccis on the dot.

Ohio needs the names Aug 7.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 17 points 4 months ago

Cap’n! Tha Mooch scale was ne’er intended for campaignin’! I dunnae how much longer she’ll hold!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

But what happens in Ohio if Trump/Vance is the name on the ballot, but Vance has since been replaced by Rubio? Is the vote just torn up and tossed? If a VP candidate dies in a bizarre boating accident in October is it just... over?

[–] someguy3 4 points 4 months ago

Even if it is too late to remove a name from ballots, the Democrats and Republicans would name a new nominee as their standard-bearer.

Fortier said it's important to remember that when people cast a vote, they aren't voting for a candidate, but for electors who will vote for their preferred party in the Electoral College.

Because of that, electors in most states could simply vote for the replacement nominee, regardless of which name is actually on the ballot, he said.

Nevertheless, it gets complicated once again if a candidate dies or becomes incapacitated when electors vote because of state laws restricting who the electors can vote for.

“There is a potential for some confusion,” said Ned Foley, director of the Election Law Program at Ohio State. That's because about a dozen states either don’t specifically address what electors should do if a candidate has dies, or have laws obligating electors to vote for the name on the ballot rather than the party’s nominee, he said

States might move to change the law, or the question of who electors should vote for could be decided in state courts, he said.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/07/17/presidential-candidate-death-during-campaign/74402360007/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If a VP candidate dies in a bizarre boating accident in October is it just… over?

Are you suggesting that JD Vance may have an "accident" where he ends up sleeping with the dolphins?

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[–] Maggoty 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh yeah there's problems with that. The electoral college also elects the VP. It is not just an appointment. But if it's soon enough you know Ohio will just decide to honor it's post dated extension trap they tried to catch the Democrats in.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

CARRY IT TO TERM LOSERS

[–] Snapz 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

i don't know how much i would pay to see this as a huge banner at the debate, but it would be a lot

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