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Sappho and her Friend

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[–] Chee_Koala 93 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I kissed her romantically as a joke , it's a running gag in our friend group. And then, as a joke , I squeezed her butt, because, that's just what good friends do you know??

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I even married her, you know for the tax breaks.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 3 points 3 months ago

Choo Choo. Brojob!

[–] dephyre 91 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] dejected_warp_core 29 points 3 months ago

They're just really frugal. How else are you gonna share lip gloss if you forget to pack it?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Only the best of friends lovingly cradle your head like that as they kiss you.

Is it hot here?

[–] Cobrachicken 8 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

that'd be the global warming, yes, which also explains why i'm so wet

[–] MeatPilot 46 points 3 months ago

She's helping her catch her breath. BFFs

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I too saw the Supermarket Sweep post

[–] TheGiantKorean 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Wait a minute. I have friends. Can I also do this with my friends?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

Only if I'm the friend.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Ask your friends, not me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Only one way to find out

[–] stupidcasey 3 points 3 months ago

Absolutely! One hundred percent! Do it and post the results.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow they must be really close friends!

[–] cinabongo 12 points 3 months ago

Yes,. This is a European thing.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Damn, this picture looks romantic as ... uh, "fuck" would make for a bad choice here, but you know what I mean.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

'Romantic' er, I think you mean friendmatic.

[–] Motorheadbanger 4 points 3 months ago

So friendcore

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Perfectly platonic smooch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Well yeah, of course fuck would be a bad choice as these women clearly are very good friends!

[–] TSG_Asmodeus 19 points 3 months ago

I've been going about this friendship thing the wrong way this whole time!

[–] gmtom 16 points 3 months ago

Girlfriend is a type of friend

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes! This is one of the few subs that I've been missing in my life, despite being cis/het. Calling out LGBTQ+ erasure is extremely important, as is pointing out the comically ludicrous lengths that some will go to in order to avoid acknowledging loving LGBTQ+ relationships.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a UK daytime TV show (Escape to the Country maybe, although there's seemingly a ton of shows to cater to the UK hobby of obsessing over house prices). I swear, every time I've seen it on at work, it's always "lifelong friends" and a same-sex couple buying.

Being on in the daytime, it's clearly aimed at all the Daily Mail reading pensioners. I've no idea how they haven't cottoned on yet. They must all be sitting there thinking it's perfectly normal that good friends spend £850,000 on a country house together...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They just bachelors mate. They're wingmates looking out for each other mate. Now the house is double impressive than what they could have afforded by themselves. Chicks gonna love it mate.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Aw! Seeing such good pals is so heartwarming!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Fucking lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't have friends who kiss me like that. I must be doing it wrong...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

get into acting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Looks more like her coach

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Holy shit for a moment I understood what alloromantic is like, perks of edibles

So so she is like extremely fond of her because she like loves her right and thus this kiss isn’t some mildly sexual pleasure but an act of appreciation of the second person… yes?