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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The phone number at my home growing up as a child. The building is gone, the phone is gone. The number remains.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I was talking with my wife about that a couple weeks ago, how I can remember my childhood home phone number, but don't even know my own actual phone number.

[–] norimee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me too. Back then you had to know your numbers by heart and thats the only one I still know.

It did help that it was only 4 digits after the area code

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your city only has 4 digit phone numbers??? Where do live??? The place phones were invented???

(That joke would play better if everyone knew where phone numbers were first installed, and I could just say the city name....ok, let me try something else)

Where do you live??? In Alexander Gram Bell's living room???

Meh.

[–] norimee 8 points 2 months ago

Germany in the 1980's. In the first few years we even had to share the line with our upstairs neighbours, their number was one removed from ours.

But four digit numbers were pretty common back then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ah yes, good ol phone number of 1

ETA: Why'd you downvote me? Did I accidentally dox you?? Fine, we'll pretend like your phone number is 2

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 ... 3

[–] Burn1ngBull3t 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that’s easy to remember !

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The produce codes for bananas, green grapes, red grapes, and cucumbers, from my first job 28 years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

X equals negative B

Plus or minus the square root

Of B squared minus 4AC

All over 2A

Sang to the tune of pop goes the weasel.

I haven’t done pre-calc in like 10 years, but this song still lives rent free in my head.

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[–] Allonzee 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"Why, Mr. Anderson, why?

Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting?

Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Could you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth? Perhaps peace. Could it be for love?

Illusions Mr. Anderson, vagueries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose.

And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love...

You must be able to see it Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting!

Why Mr. Anderson, why?! Why do you persist?!"

Typed from memory.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That was a fun read

[–] edgemaster72 4 points 2 months ago

c/CommentsYouCanHear

[–] TSG_Asmodeus 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] alester82 13 points 2 months ago

0118999881999119725…3

[–] DirkMcCallahan 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I before E, except after C, and when rhyming with "a," as in "neighbor" and "weigh."

Useless because it's wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It works for most words that aren't weird

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Genesis Exodus Leviticus Numbers Deuteronomy Joshua Judges Ruth 1st Samuel 2nd Samuel 1st King 2nd Kings 1st Chronicles 2nd Chronicles Ezra Nehemiah Esther job psalms proverbs Ecclesiastes song of songs Isaiah Jeremiah Lamentations Ezekiel Daniel Hosea Joel Amos Obadiah Jonah Micah Nahum Habbakuk Zephaniah Haggai Zachariah Malachi

I'm pretty sure I can do the New testament also but I think you get the point.

[–] norimee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Something something Bible. I have no idea what any of this means.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

It's just the list of the books of the old testament.

I went to a Christian School and one of the tasks one quarter was to memorize them and recite them.

After you've done it a handful of times you realize that there is a rhythm or a cadence to the words and it's easier to memorize them by memorizing the cadence then it is by memorizing the words themselves.

[–] norimee 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What a useless thing to teach to children. By reciting the names you still don't know anything about the content.

I'm sorry they made you do that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not actually reading the content was the point. If you don't read it, you won't learn how fucked up it really is.

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[–] radicalautonomy 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
  • Johann Gambolputty's full name.
  • Konami Code.
  • How to read UPC, EAN, and ISBN bar codes.
  • Why Will Hunting shouldn't join the NSA.
  • The Doomsday Method for determining the day of the week given any date after the Gregorian Calendar went into effect.
  • Pi to 260 decimal places
  • Everything you ever wanted to know about the Retro-Encabulator.
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I pledge allegiance, to the flag...

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[–] str82L 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Proverbs 27:14
"He who blesses his neighbor with a loud voice early in the morning, it will be counted as a curse to him."

[–] Plum 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or the updated version:

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Someone tell my fucking kids.

5:30 am comes early.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

My wife gets an honorable mention for being able to recite the "what did you say to me you little bitch" copypasta in its entirety on a dime and as fast as she can say it

[–] rustyfish 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  • Where every single key item is located in the original Resident Evil 3 as well as how to solve all puzzles in the fastest way possible. Even tho I didn’t play it in 20 years.
  • The phone number in the house I grew up in. Seems to be a trend with the users here.
  • That Viggo Mortensen broke his toe in that one scene in The Two Towers where he kicks the helmet.
[–] Ashiette 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I had a lab TA in college who made it a point to teach everyone how to pronounce his name. But that's about it. He wouldn't help you unless you an attractive blonde woman.

So fuck you, Ashitosh.

[–] Mango 5 points 2 months ago

Apply directly to the forehead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't...

[–] teft 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pi to about 150 digits. Fun fact, if you knew the exact diameter of a circle the size of the known universe, and wanted to calculate the circumference to within the width of an atom, you'd only need about 40 digits. More than that is pure overkill for any practical application.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
  • Have you heard of Swiss cheese? Here's a song that tells you all about it. (This was my only line from a play in the 1st grade. I'm 50 now.)

  • You can't handle the truth! (I know that whole monologue by Colonel Jessep.)

  • my old Wells Fargo checking account number from 20+ years ago

  • my student ID number from my first university 20+ years ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bomb atomically Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries Lyrically perform armed robbery Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits

Tremendous, ultraviolet shine blind forensics I inspect you, through the future see millennium Killer Bees sold fifty gold, sixty platinum Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths Black Wu jackets Queen B's ease the guns in Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function Heads by the score take flight incite a war Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand more Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest block

[–] Buddahriffic 4 points 2 months ago

I am the hip-hop-potimus, my rhymes are bottomless...

[–] slazer2au 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Australia there is a reading and writing hotline to help you lean English.

I don't live there but I still remember the number. 1300 655 506

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[–] Lost_My_Mind 4 points 2 months ago

My dads phone number. My childhood friends phone number. Both are useless because they haven't been in service in 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yo tengo un pollo en mi cabeza.

J'ai un poulet sur mon tête.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

In old versions of minecraft java edition, if you punch something while running, you wont lose hunger from it

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