NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

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[–] NegativeLookBehind 211 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar

[–] scrion 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That was pretty funny.

[–] toynbee 10 points 5 months ago

I concur.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Steak.tar.xz

Smaller size but just as fulfilling

[–] 9point6 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I took a comparatively long time to eat it though

[–] Zangoose 5 points 5 months ago

The chef actually noticed it was taking 500ms seconds longer to make as well and they found a pretty big problem in the recipe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Put some zest in it, it might not be as compact but it's quicker to ear

Steak.tar.zstd

[–] cm0002 84 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think it's a Linus Torvalds energy

[–] nickhammes 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Excuse me waiter which way to the washroom?

RTFM

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech

[–] cm0002 11 points 5 months ago

"It's FUCKING ~~RAW~~ DEPRECATED!" ~Chef Torvalds

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If there's one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it's spaghetti code.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert

[–] meleethecat 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And a grub appetizer

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

And mate (the drink)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All my recipes are lgpl.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

yeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the open sauce spaghetti bolognese

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Come to my house, there's always open sauce.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

I'll have the cinnamon mint buns

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they'd like/use that btw.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pls tell me this is real

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a real Tumblr post!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

source?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

idk, tumblr, a post, in.. reality, I guess?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't have this problem because I use Windows

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Is that why it failed?

Because the bistro had no windows?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Anyone know if this is real? I can't find any info, but it sounds really cool

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

It's way too nerdy and cool to be real

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Probably not real but I found this. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q1xaCtDyLwGKRXCD8?g_st=ic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBHSmFO1IMM