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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Exusia to c/memes
 
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago

Emotional support prostitute. Yes, it is medicinal.

[–] Phegan 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] FenrirIII 6 points 4 months ago

Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mussy please!

[–] JeffreyOrange 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lol this would actually be legal in germany. If you are severely disabled you can get a prescription prostitute paid for by your healthcare provider. Makes sense if you ask me, everyone need some human connection.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 26 points 4 months ago

I picked her up at Walgreens sir

[–] TheGrandNagus 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

TIL sex work is illegal in the US

[–] Boozilla 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We're backwards and repressive in so many ways! USA! USA!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I'll take pecked to death ( ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ ) by an eagle, please.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

France: liberté, égalité, fraternité. And national razor for kings.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this is why I own shotguns.

the barrel is big enough to fuck. It's like a fleshlight of danger.

MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

Literally

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro 16 points 4 months ago

In the States

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I said what I said

[–] Viking_Hippie 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

🎵 I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams

🎵 She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down!

  • Billie Joe Armstrong (above, in car) elaborating
[–] edgemaster72 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And that's when you hear from the other seat, a voice say "quit your whining cuz it's bringing me down"

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 4 months ago
[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That is actually a thing and even legal in the U.S.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogate_partner

They help people with major sex-related problems and have literally prevented suicides.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

article from the Wikipedia footnotes with a success story involving a 30 year old virgin IT guy. might be interesting for the wider lemmy userbase (affectionate) https://www.salon.com/2003/10/08/virgin_6/

Hard to believe it's legal in the US though (even the regular therapist in the article didn't believe it initially).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you have to like take a class or

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 4 months ago

The link explains the process. And if you are severely disabled, it might be a way for you to have an experience that every adult that wants to should be able to experience at some point in their life with a consenting partner. That is an incredible psychological tool.

Sex work is already stigmatized enough, but this isn't even sex work where an adult simply wants to pay for sex. This is sex work combined with psychotherapy designed to aid in a patient who is having severe psychological problems due to mental or physical trauma or both.

[–] MissJinx 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How dare you?! That's my therapist

[–] kemsat 11 points 4 months ago

“I’m sorry; She’s medicinal.”

[–] not_a_dog 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Exusia 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm amazed autocorrect didn't catch it

[–] noughtnaut 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm told that on Lemmy you can edit your headlines

[–] Exusia 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This was a good one, completely unexpected. Someone once emailed feedback that one of my coworkers deserved hookers and blow for doing such a great job. My blow is also prescribed, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

"And I repeat ...."

[–] BlackPenguins 4 points 4 months ago

She's actually his wife.