But what is it?
Wrong answers only.
Megamind knows stuff.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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Telekinesis, and somehow looking like he's being filmed using early 90s TV cameras.
Heโs been on holiday to parts of the galaxy they didnโt know existed.
Wonder if he's gonna go bald like his dad
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
He probably consumes mass quantities.
It's like a melon on a toothpick!
He must be really thankful for button-up shirts.
Is he even old enough to have his spaceship license? ๐ฝ
He ain't flying, he's the mobile landing strip they send down first.
Being able to leave facebook groups without help. Knowing how to record an outgoing vmail msg. Setting the clock on the microwave. Successfully turning off a mobile phone in a theater. Not having said phone flashlight on at all times.
Knowing what voicemail is? Definitely not a young person.
Why is his head like that?
That's where he keeps all the experience older MPs lack
Inbreeding? Just bear in mind, he's one of the ones they allow out in daylight. See also: The Monster of Glamis.
He's the only one who's fought Metro Man
Minecraft
My first guess was he wasn't raised on this planet but then there's John Redwood.
So I'm going for the fact that he is from the first generation whose parents were on mephedrone when they were conceived.
Holy Hell. These people need to fire whomever is running their PR/marketing campaigns, because their photography skills really suck.
There are a few (not many) decent photos that donโt make John Redwood look like some horrendous monster. So I would imagine that those other photos are bad angles or lighting.
Please be bad angles and lighting. ๐ฅบ
Please? ๐
They don't call him The Vulcan for nothing.
Iโm down to two reasons:
- He must Pon Farr every 7 years, or
- Heโs made entirely from rubber, and must continually go through the vulcanization process to maintain his shape?
Yes.
Inflation has really been hurting his haircut budget
Jesus Christ look at the noggin on that lad
Experience of having a massive fucking head.
Mate ate the entire hive mind
Where did kryten find that wig?
Destroying Neo-Tokyo.
I don't know man, he looks like a smart guy.
I'm sure he has his lightbulb moments.
It's like a pumpkin
Knew the comments here would be golden.
Oh I get it now! Thatโs one of those head-shaping devices they give to newborns with disfigured heads (Helmet Therapy).
I bet because his is taking so long, his mommy and daddy had one made to look like hair so as not to draw too much attention to his deformational plagiocephaly.
Yโall should be ashamed for making fun of babyโs deformation. ๐ผ ๐ถ
He knows who asked