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[–] Atin 196 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Trump will throw Ukraine under the bus.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lol seriously. Doesn't anyone remember why he was impeached? Come on.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Which time? (Sorry, couldn't help myself. I need the small joys. )

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I like the jib of your cut, son.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Which time?

Edit: oh dammit. I now see someone else already made this joke. Ok, to make it up to you, I'll tell a different joke.

So a woman in her Chicago high rise apartment was beating a rug with a broom on her balcony. Suddenly a big burst of wind blew her over the railing.

Now she's falling from the 30th floor.

A man on the 25th floor sees this, catches her, and says "Wow, it must be my lucky day! A beautiful woman falls out of the sky and into my arms! Tell me young miss, do you suck dick?"

Outraged by this she screams "NO I DON'T SUCK DICK!!!"

So he drops her.

A man on the 20th floor sees her falling, and catches her. He says: Wow, it must be my lucky day! A beautiful woman falls out of the sky and into my arms! Tell me young miss, would you be willing to fuck me?"

Insulted by the idea she screams "NO I DON'T FUCK STRANGERS!!!"

So he drops her.

As she's falling, she realizes she's going to die, and in her final moments she prays. "Please god, just let ONE more person catch me! I promise to do any revolting thing they ask!"

And on the 15th floor, a woman catches her. Before her rescuer can say a word, the woman screams "I SUCK! I FUCK! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!"

Revolted by this, the woman holding her says "Slut!"

And drops her.

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[–] kmartburrito 65 points 5 months ago (1 children)

His plan will be to "give Putin everything he wants"

And then he'll be like "aren't I the greatest negotiator?!?"

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[–] Hobbes_Dent 11 points 5 months ago

Absofuckinglutely.

[–] elrik 87 points 5 months ago

Trump's plan is to end support for Ukraine.

[–] Rakonat 71 points 5 months ago (12 children)

Same plan he made in Syria and Afghanistan. Abandon US allies in the region, hand over all local assets to hostile forces and leak intel like damn spaghetti strainer.

I wouldn't be surprised if he ordered the DoD to hanf over all the intel we have about Ukraine to Russia and withdraw all other support and recon in the area.

[–] small44 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The USA, Iran and Russia are responsible for syrian civil war. None should have got involved in it

[–] Rakonat 42 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Be as that may be, Trump absolutely selling out the Kurdish Militia that was a long time US ally in the region was not acceptable.

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[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 70 points 5 months ago (5 children)

His plan is to tell Ukraine to stop fighting and just let it happen.

[–] JesusSon 28 points 5 months ago (13 children)

If it's good enough for the woman he rapes it's good enough for Ukraine.

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[–] fluxion 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows this, but it's difficult to point out how dogshit Trump's "plan" is if he refuses to state what his actual plan is.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think trump's plan is Ukraine = Russia, then master Vlad will be happy.

[–] olafurp 13 points 5 months ago

Sell Ukraine for Russian golf resorts

[–] Yawweee877h444 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

His plan is to hand you over to putin on a silver platter, for free.

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[–] cultsuperstar 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Remember when Trump said he would get rid of the ACA and they had a plan to replace it? But he never had a plan and eventually said "who knew healthcare was so complicated?" (Everybody knew it was complicated.) This is the exact same thing.

[–] Sam_Bass 9 points 5 months ago

Only things he likes more than himself are underage girls.

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[–] Tronn4 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's sucking putins dick and giving him the land already stolen from Ukraine

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[–] tired_n_bored 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

His plan is sucking his master Putin's cock!

[–] fluxion 9 points 5 months ago

He will suck Putin's dick so hard that Russia will learn to respect the US again and never dare to start another war

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[–] Sludgehammer 21 points 5 months ago

I'm guessing Trump's plan to end the war is "Back Russia and help Putin crush Ukraine." Because (much like Trump's own sycophants) he doesn't realize that he'll the first under the bus when his master no longer needs him.

[–] JJROKCZ 18 points 5 months ago

The plan is stop supporting Ukraine and support Russia. You know this Zelenskyy..

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Trump has got to be among the biggest narcissists alive.

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[–] PP_BOY_ 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The Ukraine War would end within a week without US support. It would take a Trump admin doing literally nothing for the war to end. That's his plan. To do nothing.

[–] RunawayFixer 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

USA aid is very important to Ukraine, but even without it they would continue fighting. Ukraine has been without USA material aid for months already in the past, when the republican party was blocking it. And as it turned out, Ukraine sustained higher casualties and had less offensive power than with USA aid, but they were never close to folding.

Ukrainians + their supporting neighbours are very motivated to not be occupied by Russia, so they're not going to just give up if Putin's stooges come to power in the USA.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

There's also the fact that a hypothetical end to US aid wouldn't end EU aid. It's definitely not on the same scale as the US due to our much smaller military sector, but that'd likely change in the event of a US shut-down of aid.

In my mind, the most likely results would be:

Short-term: Very dangerous period for Ukraine, they lose some ground, lots of men (similar to the last time they had a crippling artillery shell shortage).

Medium-term: EU military sector slowly ramps up to meet demand, as about 3/4 of central & eastern EU considers this an existential war that cannot be lost at any cost.

Long-term: After the war is over (however many more years that takes), Russia finally negotiates some kind of ceasefire where they can save some face internally and brag about how they "Denazified" Ukraine while going home and accomplishing nothing, EU is much more self-sufficient and therefore buys less from the US, and they aren't seen as a trust-worthy ally militarily anymore. Even if on paper most EU members are still in NATO, they consider the security guarantees of the EU as much more important and serious.

[–] Kaput 9 points 5 months ago

Heck, Trump declared Canada, a strategic risk during his s presidency. Just to stop steel imports. No one can consider the USA a reliable ally as long as Maga is around.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Occupying a country that size doesn’t take a mere week. So no, it won’t.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The plan? Ukraine surrenders unconditional and in totality.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Everyone is saying his plan is to give Ukraine to Russia, but his actual plan is to try to give all of Europe to Russia by pulling out of NATO.

[–] Sam_Bass 8 points 5 months ago

I believe hes already said he would pull all US aid out and let russia have them

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