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[–] STUPIDVIPGUY 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ok I looove me some raw fish but I am really curious how fried sushi rolls would taste!..

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Most places have like 20% of their menu as fried (tempura) rolls.

[–] G_Wash1776 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could eat an insanely unhealthy amount Spicy Crab/Salmon Tempura rolls

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 4 points 1 year ago

My introduction to Japanese food was a spider roll, which is deep-fried soft shell crab done up into maki. Not traditional but damn good nonetheless.

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda silly though because deep frying the stuff sorta negates all health benefits of eating raw fish, veggies, and rice...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It depends on the place I suppose, in my experience sushi is pretty rice heavy which isn't all that healthy either.

[–] Master 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Delicious. One of the few fights my wife and I had was when she offered me some of her sushi she had just purchased and I put some butter in a pan and lightly seared both sides and then sat down next to her... and that's when the fight started.

Tasted delicious though, had her try it and she agreed that it tasted better cooked but also that defeated the whole premise of Sushi and I was going to hell for doing this thing.

She no longer offers me sushi. Also, it turns out sushi people are just eating raw fish because they are pretentious and not because it taste better raw.

[–] zaph 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, it turns out sushi people are just eating raw fish because they are pretentious and not because it taste better raw.

A little column A and a little column B. Some fish I don't like raw and some I don't like cooked.

[–] Master 3 points 1 year ago

This is fair, but I disagree on the fact that it isnt controversial enough!

[–] Monkeyhog 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I despised cooked fish, I refuse to eat cooked fish, but sushi? Delicious.

[–] Bludd3 3 points 1 year ago

I found myself a fellow raw fish enjoyer 🍣

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not this way about all fish, but I can't stand cooked salmon and yet I love salmon sushi.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't understand peoples love of salmon, it's almost always terrible. I'll eat about any other fish though.

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[–] dis_honestfamiliar 5 points 1 year ago

Deep fried sushi is on the menu at our local sushi bar

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Japanese Embassy how may I help you?"

"I would like to report a crime on Japanese cuisine."

"Let me transfer you to the Supreme Court of Japan."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh man that reminds me, I kinda miss r/sushiabomination and r/pizzacrimes

[–] pacjo 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But, but... It looks kind of nice. Honestly I'm wandering what would it taste like.

[–] voidMainVoid 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly I’m wandering what would it taste like.

Like fried rice and fish, I'd imagine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

So amazing then.

[–] Malisu19997 4 points 1 year ago

I don't know but it looks very tasty.

[–] Delphia 2 points 1 year ago

Too much oil the rice would soak it up like a sponge and it would just be greasy AF., But i imagine if you used a reasonable amount it would be pretty good.

[–] Saneless 31 points 1 year ago

I like sushi but I'd eat that

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair that look tasty 😋

[–] djmarcone 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah I just came in here to post that probably is actually pretty tasty

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Little do people know there is a sushi type which you fry before serving.

[–] tallwookie 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

deep fried unagi, with a side of ketchup

[–] HRDS_654 12 points 1 year ago

I hate everything about that sentence.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You monster!

Everyone knows you should be dipping in ranch. Honey mustard for fancy events.

[–] tallwookie 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wat?! thousand island is for fancy events (it's got ketchup)!

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[–] Llamajockey 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nah, theyre describing Korean Bbq which I agree, stupid concept to pay so much money to cook my own food. I rather have a bbq at my house for half the price

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mongolian buffet is better, you put raw stuff on your plate and the guy in the kitchen fries it up for you.

[–] Llamajockey 1 points 1 year ago

Yes! I've had these a few times, so much better

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nahhhh I love me some all you can eat Korean BBQ. Just sit around a table chatting with friends, grilling meats, clogging arteries, then you leave and don't have to do any dishes or pack any leftovers!

[–] Llamajockey 3 points 1 year ago

All my friends would agree with you. But for the $30-40 per person I would much rather have a good steak with sides and dessert or a good Japanese rice bowl. -heck I would probably be able to afford 3 rice bowls!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I tried it once. Didn't care for it.

I went with a group of 6 or so. We were waiting so long for the meat to cook between everyone that it didn't fell like I was having a meal, just a snack. So I left feeling unsatisfied.

Might have been fine with a much smaller group.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What? I have to fuckin' cook it? I'm never ordering that. I went to a restaurant NOT to cook. If I wanted to cook, I would've stayed at home.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the one hand, sushi is delicious. On the other hand, I don't like parasites and raw meat is one of the most common sources of them. This I think is one of the fundamental conflicts of humanity.

[–] halferect 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least in the US all sushi grade fish is required to be flash frozen which removes the risk of parasites

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mmm tasty dead worms...

[–] idunnololz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suddenly feel like I want to punch someone

[–] solstice 3 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, it's just satirical rage bait (I hope) and it's actually really funny! Assuming it's a joke of course...

[–] Bludd3 5 points 1 year ago

Dropped dead when i seen this 💀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

fumo avatar

[–] talkingcat 3 points 1 year ago

Accurate avatar

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Could only make it better tbh

[–] Omgarm 19 points 1 year ago

There's some great sushi out there, you're missing out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

M A I L L A R D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your hotdogs are getting cold lil buddy

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