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[–] grue 68 points 7 months ago (2 children)

LOL, no they are not! If there's one thing I know about Evangalion, it's that.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

Get in the robot loser!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Then, maybe, you should watch the original series ending?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4p-6lzIpI

[–] Pilferjinx 5 points 7 months ago

"Congratulations" you're now a fixed boy.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I don't need therapy, I need to go home, play with Legos, cuddle with 30 cute people, and do drugs

[–] ameancow 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I can easily find 30 cute people that I could cuddle.

The problem is that they don't want me to cuddle them or touch them or be around them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does it need to be in that order?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, as long as I got to do even one of those things and enjoy it, I'd call it a success

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well you can buy all of those things, so there's nothing stopping you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where can I buy 30 people? Can't afford lego anyway

[–] Feathercrown 7 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Life teached me that it is easy to buy vulgar sex that makes you feel shitter but the thing you actually need money cannot obtain. Will you really feel better from screwing with some stranger on a one hour timer?

I’d choose a friend and cuddles any time of the day or nothing at all.

I have only seen anger and sadness in brothels

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Cuddle with 30 therapists and do drugs with them :3

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

There's not enough therapists on earth for the cast of Eva.

[–] send_me_your_mommy_milkers 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

There's no mistake, I'm definitely on the Internet.

[–] SkyezOpen 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You aren't a 14 year old boy she don't want you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I hear gardening is a nice way to cope with that news

[–] FoxyGrandpa 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown 7 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

That's a 2 seater tho

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Eh, a distorted reality is now a necessity to be free

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I do enjoy how both Asuka and Misato are posing like they have previous experience as car show booth babes. That tracks.

[–] over_clox 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I put all the losers in the trunk last week.

Wait, that might explain the smell, be right back..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm a little worried...

For you! Have you tried checking yourself for ADHD yet? Treating it and medicating yourself will help you make your hobbies more efficient and will lower your chances got getting caught.

[–] over_clox 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You bring the shovel, I'll bring the gas can.

See you at 1am behind the dumpster..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Okieeee. :3