One day I was in Hannover on holiday. We were walking on a nice street somewhere when this weirdly beautiful pigeon landed on the ground right in front of me. It was a really gorgeous bird. An unusually pretty pigeon. And it landed in front of me almost intentionally as if to stop me. I stopped my friend who was walking alongside me, pointed at the bird and said "wow look at that beautiful pi-". Right at that moment, the winged rat looked me straight in the eyes, took a big runny shit on the ground, and fucked off. The end.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Welp that's a long ass caption

[–] herrvogel 4 points 6 months ago

You damn millenials with your short attention spans can't even read a caption unless it's shorter than 8 sentences smh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

On a wing and a prayer striding off to the next free meal..

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 5 points 6 months ago

Nah. Look at my shadow. I'm a carrot!

[–] atocci 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've got to move on and be who I am
I just don't belong here, I hope you understand
We might find our place in this world someday
But at least for now
I gotta go my own way (My own way) 🎶

[–] hiddenSin 4 points 6 months ago

Nothing to grooo here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME A PIGEON.

[–] CascadianGiraffe 4 points 6 months ago

strut

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Me, ignoring my problems

[–] Etterra 3 points 6 months ago

I'm perfectly safe forever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

♫ makin my way downtown ♫

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

How i look like when I'm in public (I'm the guy in the orange vest)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Bird, doing bird things, on his way to file a report at the agency.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Thr bird is the word.