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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I can definitely tell the difference when I hear most of them; but I'd not be able to identify most of them specifically. Then again, I'm not racist and am fascinated by a lot of Asian culture so I am exposed to a wide range of languages from that part of the world. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 244 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I actually know the differences between Asian languages just so that I can be better at racism.

I take it very seriously.

[–] [email protected] 178 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ahh, the counterpart to casual racism: ranked competitive racism

[–] GratefullyGodless 8 points 2 days ago

So, basically the Republican party.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago

there's a lot of people who are racers, but this man is the racIST

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You learned to dance like that sarcastically?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago
[–] TexasDrunk 8 points 3 days ago

I knew what this would be and still clicked on it. I'll always watch that clip.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'll be honest, I doubt racists can differentiate between Spanish and any Asian Language

[–] AsheHole 10 points 3 days ago

Isn't that one of the main jokes in the Borat movies? When the characters are yelling at each other in Kazakh it's all a mixture of Hebrew, Bulgarian, polish, Armenian, Romanian, and a ton of other phrases and sayings?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Your comment reminded me of this gem of a candidate. Some of y'all gotta remember--the 2010 candidate for Nevada's Senate seat who thought a reasonable alternative to Obamacare was bartering chickens and the like.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh god I remember this....

Did he just not know that healthcare bills cost in the thousands and the only thing people have that would equal that in value would be their house or car? Or was he being facetious and just coming up with excuses? I can't tell the difference between "stupid" and "evil" anymore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She (the candidate was a woman) was noted for being pretty batshit, kinda in the Sarah Palin camp. So she could say stupid with a straight face. There was no real plan to replace Obamacare, and everyone mocked her for the bartering thing.

Just like everyone mocked her when she told a bunch of Latino kids (confronting her for being racist) that they 'looked kinda Asian.'

[–] acetanilide 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She also said she's been called Asian. Is she actually Asian or was that just another racist comment? I'm guessing the latter...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I hadn't heard her say that πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ I have no idea what kind of heritage she has, to me she looks white.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

That poor reporter's last name is Condom in Spanish

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[–] Diplomjodler3 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How ridiculous! Next thing that dude is going to tell me, Asia is not a country!

[–] Illuminostro 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Everyone knows Asia is a band from the 80's!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Someone created a system with the acronym ASIA here at work, and every time someone says it, I hear "It was the heat of the moment..." in my head.

[–] beejboytyson 15 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of some racists that shot up a Sikh temple to own the Muslims.

https://theweek.com/articles/473339/sikh-temple-shooting-mistaken-antimuslim-terrorism

[–] someguy3 57 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I mean I can't and I'm not racist.

Til Thai is also a tonal language. It has 5 tones.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Most Sino-Tibetan languages (including most modern Chinese, Tibetan, and Burmese varieties), all Kra-Dai languages (including Thai and Lao), all Hmong-Mien languages, and a few other languages near the region (specifically, Vietnamese and Tsat) have tones. Japonic and Koreanic languages both have tones, but historically they've been very simplistic with only 2 tones (pitch accent) although Middle Korean developed 3 tones which then went back to 2. Pitch accent is entirely eliminated in Seoul Korean though. Hmong-Mien languages are the most tonal languages in the world, with up to 12 tones in some languages.

Tones generally seem to be a highly contagious areal feature, interestingly enough. At least in southeast Asian languages, an important shared feature between them was the reduction or loss of final consonants which usually ended up in a tonal system.

[–] pyre 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

12 tones? that's an octave!

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Well if you speak Tagalog, they'll hate you for being Mexican.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Growing up in the rural south, you can be doing much less than just speaking Tagalog for a Filipino to be confused for a Mexican πŸ˜‚ I'm half, but my full brother and mother always got confused for Mexican for sure just because they're brown with some cheek bones

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not Taiwanese, I'm Filipino! Heaven is racist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] problematicPanther 7 points 3 days ago

Every time I have a problem, I just throw a Molotov cocktail and then boom, I have a different problem

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Why is that Mexican eating chicken and pasgetti?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Goddamn ancient Mexicans

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

This one is really making the c/whitepeopletwitter community title seems extra ridiculous.

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[–] ChicoSuave 35 points 3 days ago

Oh, there's noticeable differences but the people who care don't know and and the people who know don't care.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thai language originated in China, and was displaced by the Han people.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kra%E2%80%93Dai_languages

[–] pyre 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yeah and every racist definitely knows that

[–] acetanilide 3 points 2 days ago

Definitely. I'm very confident they would even be able to point out that area on a world map.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Having watched that one clip of amphibia where Polly claims to have learned fluent Thai by watching rom coms, Thai sounds VERY different from Mandarin.

That being said, I think even this guy is being a bit naΓ―ve, the racists aren't mad you're speaking an Asian language, they aren't busting out a phrase book to check and make sure those tones are Punjabi and not Tibetan or whatever. They're mad you're speaking any language they can't understand at all. Why?

Because every last one of these redcaps has an incurable complex surrounding being incensed by the idea of having a fast one pulled on them or their property or their beliefs. They're dead against emergency exemptions for abortion bans and even treating women who miscarry more sympathetically than "with complete and absolute contempt" because they're living in a nightmarish hellscape where literally every woman is already plotting to use those claims to sneak an "unneeded" abortion past them.

They don't see speaking a different language as you just talking, they see it as you talking shit about them because the world revolves around them and why else would you "go out of your way" to avoid them being able to ~~eeves drop~~ overhear if you're saying something untoward? I could be speaking french with my teacher over a culture lesson and these people would only skip the racism to instead accuse me of spying on them and talking shit in front of their faces to rub in that they can't understand what I'm saying.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have gotten dirty looks for talking to my dog in gaelic(she understood commands in both english and gaelic). The US really isn't friendly to any other languages at all. I'm also in a blue state.
It's gotta be WAY worse for POC. Like... scary worse...especially for folks stuck in red states. There are some cultural aspects of the US that really need updating. Like the rampant xenophobia.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My dad actually got greenbook tips because he was traveling in the 80s through rural texas and his supervisors realized he "looked visibly Irish"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's crazy! You mean like the greenbook that was written for traveling Black Americans during the Jim Crow era so they could avoid places like sundown towns and businesses that refused services to POC? Sorry if that's not what you meant, it's the only greenbook I'm familiar with... unless greenbook is a general term for avoiding places filled with racism?

Either way I had no idea that prejudice towards the Irish was still prevalent up into the 80's. Thats...really something else.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I do actually mean that.

Rural Texans, there's a reason they picked those guys to be the crop that gave us leatherface.

[–] boatsnhos931 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even if they can tell the difference why would they care? Let's say I hate white people..do I care about where they are from?? Canada? Australia? I would hate you just the same. πŸ₯°

[–] pivot_root 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just in case, make sure to bring a Canadian flag pin if you go backpacking.

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