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[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Did they ever make a helicopter look like a squid?

[–] FlyingSquid 116 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind 38 points 5 months ago

............your entire existence on Lemmy has been waiting for this moment. And I got to see it.

Neat.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 16 points 5 months ago

It’s only right

[–] iAvicenna 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

you have fulfilled your destiny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Splatoon 3 is already released

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Splatoon 3 beta footage (1973)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

They did, but had to stop because they were attracting illithids.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The world would be much less funny place without Indians.

[–] spittingimage 22 points 5 months ago

Youtube would also have far fewer technical tutorials.

[–] iAvicenna 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck aerodynamics that is why

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's a helicopter, it's not like it glides nicely through the air anyways; it beats the air into submission

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Helicopters are famously safe to fly and operate with random non functional bits attached.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

A reasonable concern, but consider the upside: we can call them Elecopters.

[–] iAvicenna 6 points 5 months ago

fair enough

[–] MeatsOfRage 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is that dangerous? I was under the impression helicopters were designed with specific balance in mind

[–] dogslayeggs 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Only if you are pushing boundaries of the performance of the helicopter. Yes, they are designed with a specific balance in mind, but that balance is an envelope not a single number. They need to have capability to add people as well as have those people move around in flight. Some are designed to carry payloads/cargo, too, which can be variable in weight and shape. Have you ever seen a rescue helicopter flying with a gurney dangling by a line, swinging in the wind with a patient strapped to it? Same thing.

[–] teft 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

flying with a gurney

Military helicopters can fly with all sorts of stuff slung under them. It's how we got our radar around sometimes when I was in the army.

[–] dogslayeggs 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I fucking love the picture of the bird flying the boat while the dude slides down the line.

[–] teft 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] dogslayeggs 7 points 5 months ago

Really? Dammit!

I had a whole animal based joke playing out with bird fish seal, but I couldn't find an animal term for an army person. I thought about saying seal but couldn't tell what kind of military person it was sliding down the line.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Sounds like SWCC not SEALs.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I used to fly on the company helicopter pretty regularly. It would go around to the different sites in the broader area, picking up and dropping off. One time, we stopped at a site and a very, very large man got in and sat in back on one side. He was about as heavy as you can imagine a person being and still walking around on his own power. The pilot went straight up from the pad a couple hundred feet, played with settings on the stick, dropped maybe twenty feet, played some more, up and down a couple more times, then flew away like normal. I'd never seen them do that before or after. I assume he must have been getting the settings right for the unusually unbalanced load.

[–] dogslayeggs 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it rude to say, "You know what? I think I'll walk."

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 2 points 5 months ago

My coworker who was on that flight was really anxious about it. I was pretty confident that it was just a matter of balancing the load.

In those days I was getting to take the helicopter for a meeting with every other week, and it was always the highlight of the week. Those things are just so damned fun. They can clearly haul a lot more weight than a cab full of people.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I‘m not a pilot but i‘m assuming for slow manouvers this wouldn‘t be too much of a problem? I‘m thinking if you go over a certain speed there are also huge aerodynamic consequences.

[–] FlyingSquid 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Also, military helicopter pilots are very highly trained and can probably handle a helicopter with a change in weight distribution just fine in those slow maneuver situations.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They shouldn’t have to though. Especially when taxes pay for them whirlybirds

[–] Knossos 12 points 5 months ago

whirlyphant

😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

If it makes the people paying taxes feel happy then I don't see why not.

[–] dogslayeggs 6 points 5 months ago

Nah, as a taxpayer I strongly advocate making our military vehicles look like animals.

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 5 months ago

Navy pilots even train for landing during earthquakes, lol.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Oh man. What if Hannibal crossed the Alps in these?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All countries should do this lol

[–] FlyingSquid 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Especially on their regular attack helicopters. It would make war slightly more fun!

[–] RampantParanoia2365 7 points 5 months ago

This is your username's time to shine.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 2 points 5 months ago

It would confuse the hell out of drug users.

"Did I just see an elephant fly by? Holy shit! Either Dumbo is based on a real story, or that acid I took 2 weeks ago is STILL working!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
[–] hakunawazo 2 points 5 months ago