Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.
Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.
Job
You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for
"But you are an English major"
"Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine"
"Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications."
I cannot confirm nor deny my rank
"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"
Wait is his chest censored
I'm also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong
I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔
He's just not whole without the blue kielbasa.
...like Kool aid with no sugar, ham with no burger!
If you've seen the film, it will do all the swinging for you.
Something was clearly wrong with this picture.
No. Just rendered by a PS1
Makes sense
It kinda looks like there was text someone removed
Can't have those man nipples.
Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?
Is he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.
Biologically and functionally speaking, he's whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.
I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.
I was a senior project manager at Twitter
What's a Twitter grandpa?
Nice counter...
Now get off my lawn!
/s
Shouldn't his answer be "Yes. I signed an NDA."?
Yes, no, I don't know. Could you repeat the question?
Also, shouldn't they mention that in the resume?
Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you're not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.
Even if you don't mention who you signed it with? There's quite a bit difference between saying "I've signed NDA" and "I've signed NDA with company (name)"
Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable
This is really fucking terrible advice.
I just tell them I was in and out of rehab.
Isn't it normally part of an NDA to not being able to admit you signed one.
Not normally, that wouldn't make much sense. It's easier to just say you signed an NDA and anyone with sense knows you're not allowed to talk about the work.
It's about Disclosure not Admittance. That would be a NAA.
When asked your say: NAA...
Unless you're Bruce Wayne, in which case when asked you might say NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA....
I'll see myself out.
Depends
"Yes, but then I'll have to kill you"